I am a man, not a woman, nor a child, and I should not be forced to buy and wear women’s or children’s shoes just because Canadian companies won’t carry mens size fuckin’ 7!! Buying decent pair of shoes isn’t a problem for most people I know! Even people with huge feet can get some pretty awesome looking stuff at speciality shops, but where is there a shop in Halifax for men with small feet?? I’ll tell you where it is, NOWHERE!! Holy God-damn Jesus Christ I hate my feet!!
—Size Matters!!!
This article appears in Jan 21-27, 2010.
“I’m a 7…. but the rest of me’s good… I’ll show ya”
-Joey
but seriously, is your ego that hurt by the fact that the shoe is labeled as ‘childrens’ or ‘womens’ if it fits well and looks fine on you?
Sounds like you have a case of SFS – Small Feet Syndrome.
Try having big 13-14s like I do (not bragging or anything…) – very hard to find a decent pair of shoes that don’t make my feet look like canoes!
see now I def want to meet you Q… hahahaha
Try having male 14 and trying to find a good-looking pump.
And forget about stilettos!
The PsI on those heeltips is 3000lbs/in2, and I crack concrete in them!
Size 14, eh ML? You sound more interesting with every post…haha
Yo and I both, Q. Finding a style I like is challenging enough, and then the shoe-seller’s face crumbles when I tell them 13-14.
oh oh you know what they say about small feet and male equipment:)
Big feet, large shoes.
If what they say about feet and equipment is true, you better hope that size doesn’t matter.
sorry, just too tempting.
I recently went shopping to attempt to find a pair of size 7 skates and a pair of size 10 triple huge wide feet. The size 7 skates (used) were $25. The size 10 duck feet skates (used) were $65. Moral of the story: big feet cost more.
Hub-Unit is a size 15 and usually has to wear small canoes.
Try finding womens shoes in anything bigger than a size 8 >.<
me boy has 13…not too hard to find i wear a women’s 12…they will never look dainty but then neither will i.
oh and i thought i was nose size ^^
I wear a size 7 and those are the sizes that sell out the fastest… that sucks too
womans size 7 and mens size 9 are by far the most popular sizes (did a stint selling shoes)
Petite feet, feminine step, sounds like a lady when he’s walking in the rooooomm! Any Tim & Eric fans here? lol
i wear a 16 or 17 depending on the shoe company and type of shoe. i completely feel your pain! i can’t walk into a store like cleve’s or sportchek and get a decent running shoe without special ordering. of course that means not actually being able to try the shoe on to get a feel for it. i generally have a choice between two or three pairs unless i shop online as most manufacturers don’t/won’t make certain shoes above or under some arbitrary size.
i feel your pain. good bitch.
I wear a size 13 with a double E width and I have flat feet. Thankfully, I love skate shoes, as they are one of the few shoe types that come in large sizes and widths with no arches.
Try finding a size 11 women’s shoe in this city! It is never cheap, and never attractive. whine whine whine whine . . . bitch bitch bitch. . etc etc etc. . .
Does a womens foot size relate to having a big rack? Hmmm size 11 equals ….LMAO!! I have size nine regular feet – so shoes and boots are no issue to find for me !!! Everyone has my style and size in stock .
not so much hog…me ma always says “imagine how tall you would have been if you hadn’t grown so far along the ground”
womans size 11 12 there’s some serious amazonian types bitch’n here me thinks
yeah, in most cases big feet = tall but then we would not walk very well if we had size 5…i have friends with that size and its like aren’t they the cutest little things
I’m size 11 and 5″10 tyvm. Amazonian. . . perhaps. . . goddess. . . yes please 🙂
i went out with a 5′ 11″ blonde blue-eyed czech girl total babe (i’m only 5’9″) i don’t remember her feet being big though
Yay, other tall women with big feet! I’m not alone! I’m 6’0 and wear a size 10. It’s a struggle enough finding affordable and attractive shoes in my size, so Tresoria and Paingirl, you have my utmost sympathy.
thank you meow…the thing is i don’t give a shit if they are “attractive” as long as i can do my many life things through the day/night( i know you crows are in the graveyard)
@neverwrong : Skate shoes are the best, and most attractive shoes, but that’s just me.
I wear size 12s. And skate shoes are ugly and more overpopulated than rats.
I bet you where white shoes don’t you =)
Nope. Black Clarkes or Nike’s. My New Balance are white and black though.
I hate sneaker shopping because the stores are filled with ugly, overpriced skater sneakers that are made only for flat-footed people. So, I tend to stick to actual “shoes” instead. Besides, Clarkes are more appealing than a pair of cheap sneakers =D
If you’re talking about those white loafers then no. I’m not a hairstylist or faux hawk wearing twink =D
White loafers :S. Now that’s an atrocity I am fortunate enough to have never experienced with my own eyes.
No I was more playing on the type of person that won’t actually walk anywhere, or let anyone near them, for fear of getting their white shoes dirty. Purely joking of course; however I have known many people like that.
Ladies, ladies, stop fighting – you can all have a piece of The Q! Just be warned that there can be a few other things that don’t quite fit either, he he. But sorry, ‘Living in Halifax’.
I used to wear skate shoes, when I skateboarded. Very comfy – but of course they’d always get wrecked right quick from skateboarding!
@Q: I can still have my fantasies…
holy snap-n-crap, 15’s, 12’s, 14’s….
it’s all like gulliver in this bitch.
better watch where you’re walking, you’re likely to step on OP and all this information will be for naught.
seriously, LTWWB should take on the Rainmen in an exhibition game.
I used to be starting center @ a mere 6′ though I can still touch the rim at my hefty size (vertical like a kangaroo on a trampoline)
My feet are a paltry 11 though I usually need a 12 because of the width.
Nevermind exhibition, lets start a real team, The Bitches. Would probably sell out every game. Kay could be the mascott. By the sounds of some of the ladies on here we would have some super hot cheerleaders, (I’m talkin to you Ms.Lala) I think I could coach, and we could hold practices at the old Kyber space. Instead of fouling the opposing team we could just bitch at them for distraction, ooooh imagine all the plays we could come up with. A winning team for sure!
Oh and TTFN could be the crazy fan with the big megaphone yelling obscenities at the other team.
And zZz, with those little size 11’s you could be our point guard and the comic relief of the team. (you crack me up)
Sorry OP, I don’t think we have a position for you!
Heh, usually I have no issue at all getting shoes. I can wear a 9 to a 10 depending on the brand (usually because Adidas makes their shoes for delicate, little Italian feet, meanwhile a size up usually fits my hairy Russian genetically engineered feets). Although I have to admit, by the time I buy the shoes I want, the size is sold out, because it’s so common.
I can’t help but think of TTFN using her tits like those noise-maker clappers….
You know, the ones that look like a V and ya bang em together!
GOOOOOOOOOO TEAM!
lol, I’m weak!
@Q: That’s pretty much why I found skate shoes hot. I use to find skater and surfer dudes to be on the top of my “hot” list. Still do, to a point.
Sorry TTFN, to be sitting here laughing away at your expense but the visual accompanying zZz’s titty fantasy is getting to me…..hehehehehehehehe!
feet are feet,who gives a shit if they are 6’s,or 16’s?to a foot fetish person,they might be heaven,but when the shoes are off,you are still naked,and maybe a lot more interesting.no foot-equipment size is not right.it is the distance from the tip of your up yours finger to the edge of the palm.but if that were true,then i should be able to sqush basketballs in one hand.
I usually wear a size 22 or 25. I have to get them online though.
Is this conversation still going on? shoe/nose/hand/penis, correlations….here!
http://www.i18nguy.com/l10n/shoes-anatomy.…
lol
Echo64, sorry dude, but you don’t make this list. I’m going to presume your at least 8 feet tall?
To ruin all the fantasies and misconceptions people have about the relationship between shoe size and penis size:
http://slate.msn.com/id/2065546/
“Men on average wore a size 6 shoe at the time of the American Revolution”
Have penis’s grown dramatically in length as shoe size has as people would like to imagine?
Don’t even start with the myth of big hands, big penis either.
The closest relatives of humans are gorillas and chimpanzees. We’re so similar to Gorillas in that the DNA of gorillas is 98% – 99% identical to us. Adult males range in height from 1.65–1.75 metres (5 ft 5 in–5 ft 9 in), and in weight from 140–200 kg (310–440 lb). Do you notice how big their hands and feet are? They’re humongous! However, an adult gorilla’s erect penis is about 4 cm (1.5 in) in length, whereas an adult chimpanzee, significantly smaller (in body size) than a gorilla, has a penis size about double that of the gorilla.
Studies done by physicians of different nationalities, shows that worldwide, erect-penis size averages vary between 9.6 and 16 cm (3.8 and 6.3 in). It’s been suggested that this difference is caused not only by genetics, but also by environmental factors such as culture, diet, chemical/pollution exposure.
There will be small ones and large ones. However, the majority fall within the 10.7 cm, 19.1 cm) or (4.23 in, 7.53 in) range. Typically, they are proportional to the size of the body.
As for those who like to perpetuate the myth of penis sizes and different races, please, start using your brains. Just think, in the NBA, who is the player that is the tallest and most likely has the biggest hands and feet? Answer would be Yao Ming, who is 7 ft 6 in or 2.29 m tall.
Now, who is the smallest player in the NBA? Answer would be Nate Robinson, who is 5 ft 9 in or 1.75 m. So, using the myth of penis size and race, that would mean Yao Ming would have the biggest penis of them all, and Nate would have the smallest. Hmmm…interesting eh? So, contrary to stereotype that a lot of people have, that would mean the Asian guy has the biggest penis, while a black guy has the smallest. Why people continue stereotyping others is beyond me.
Big feet mean big shoes. Big hands means big gloves. Big hands and big feet means you’re a clown 😉 So, moral of the story is stop judging people by their shoe size, hand size, and ethnicity. The only way you’re going to find out for sure is to have them drop their pants and see ’em when they’re hard.
Hahaha Puss-N-Boots, I wonder how many guy’s that saw that chart measured themselves afterward.
Have you noticed how quiet it is around here? LOL All of them I bet.
heh, I know a few people who’s DNA matches 100%.
And Krusty must have an elephant trunk….
hehehe, Krusty….that was good.