What is with all the old ladies around the city who just think they’re entitled to shit? Entitled to not have to wait in lines like everyone else, entitled to not have to sign up for exercises classes like everyone else, entitled to not have to just use plain common courtesy and politeness like everyone else? Would saying a please or thank you actually kill you faster? Seems like none of them have time to wait for their coffee and timbits, wait for their turn at the check-out (driving your cart into my heels WON’T get you out of the store any faster), or wait their turn at the women’s gym. All the old ladies in this city I’ve run into lately have been some of the most rude, most arrogant, least patient, and least sympathetic people I’ve ever come across. Why so crouch? You don’t even get your periods anymore. Fuck. —Young Wippersnapper
This article appears in Feb 9-15, 2012.
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..i work in a retirement village..some of the “ladies” have zero probs with being total bitches and making servers cry etc..
OB, there’s about a 50 year span between a menopausal women and really aged crone. Plus, what about peri-menopause? That’s adding 10 years to the span. So, are you talking about all women age 40 and up who are ignorant self entitled bitches, or can you narrow it down a little?
I’m not physically present right now, but I’ve got a feeling that crankiness in Halifax is endemic and not gender specific, all things considered.
I’m thinking they’re talking about all women 40 and up…
ALL of em.
crotchety spinsters…
turn your hearing aid up so you can hear my big “FUCK YOU”
Again, they’re either jealous or drunk.
but wait–spinsters are unmarried virgins, so that is not all women over 40…and if you’re looking for ones that really spin, the percentage is even smaller…
well someone’s PMSing…
Wait another few years until all those baby boomers are retired and driving around in their own world ignoring traffic laws with no where to go. Things are going to get interesting…….
As a post-menopausal old broad, I’m nice to everyone – a trait I developed as I got older – don’t judge us all by a few bitter old cuntflaps with a sense of entitlement I’ve never understood.
ignore me… I’m drunk.
and jealous.
oh, and I’m drunk
If I had a dollar for every old bitty that came in my store with their nose stuck in the air and a stick up their ass, I wouldn’t have to work there anymore. For I’d be rich.
Awesome bitch OB! I actually came on here to post my first bitch in almost 2 years about this exact thing! The gf and I had a close encounter of the old kind at Shoppers during her lunch break and I was gonna vent here, but you hit the nail on the head already!
not only yhe oldsters fucky, but more a lot of younger me, me, me bitches of late. i see this every time i go anywhere shopping. they are always the ones twiddling their thumbs on their stupid phones, texting fuck knows about fuck knows or cares. then when it is their turn, they act all frustrated and get lippy with sales staf. i would love to just once, punch one right in the fucking mouth. just to shut them the fuck up, about staff taking their good old time getting to them. there was this one, about a month ago, at joe howe stuppid store. she had maybe three things, in a regular line, of about 10 people, including me, with a full cart. she just went on and on, and i just gave her the rottenest dirty look i could, and pointed to the far faster lanes. then said fuck off.
OP: it’s simple really. Estrogen and bullshit tolerance levels both decrease at the same rate. If you are a female, just wait, your turn will come. You think PMS is a bitch? Ha!
Yup I feel you OP. I do.
… and stank attitudes always make the prettiest people oh so FUGLY!
*hand on heart* Bless you OP.
Reminds me of these old ladies at a gym on jh. I used to go to. I went to a class I have done before at a gym back home in Ontario but because I didn’t go all the time to that one I was called a hypocrite. Listen you grumpy old bitches, you don’t know me so fuck off and don’t talk shit about me and my life right in front of me and a couple other “younger” girls who decided to try the class. I go to the gym 5 days a week.
Maybe if they got laid they’d be more care Free.
I find I come across more crabby cake people my own age and slightly older than I do crabby elderly folks.
It must be a Halifax thing, most of the older ladies I encounter are very friendly. Maybe they save their venom for younger women, I don’t know.
tell them about the suckster’s weight loss plan and sex school,pinky. and oh yeah, my new”FUCK OF THE MONTH CLUB”.
You’ll find out in a couple more years, OB…when the sweats hit and hormones turn you into Kujo