Hey period…. FUCK OFF! I know it’s not your fault that you’ve been here for three months and I’m sorry that I have to go get another depo-provera shot because my brain is also being an asshole by giving me migraines. I appreciate that you’re a lot lighter and less painful than you used to be but it still sucks, and it’s hard on my relationship. Also, if you’re going to stop, STOP FOR GOOD! None of this half-day bullshit and then “oh hey, I’m back”—this isn’t kindergarten. You’re useful for telling me I’m not pregnant but we don’t need to worry about that anymore so go ahead, take a niice little vacation, you’ve been working too hard. —Quit ragging on me!
This article appears in Nov 18-24, 2010.
Ok, Mod 5.0 or whoever you are, you’re doing a crap job already to let in ANOTHER one like this.
Jesus Bloody Christ…
this is for you op
http://dontdatethatdude.files.wordpress.co…
I wish someone would plug up this topic.
That was a little grosse Miss Pain. And Ralmns right – enough already!!
Jesus H. Motherfucking Christ.
If anybody needs me, my Red Cavalry battalion will be mounting our cotton ponies to escort Aunt Flo to Menstruation Junction where the Euphemism Express will be bringing her monthly gift.
*Ivan’s troops depart at a slow canter singing The Hymn to Red October*
Oh I am so over the period sharing circles that are happening around here. Enough is enough.
No need…
told ya.
they’ve all sync’d up so once a month we get a week’s worth of this.
lovely.
:-|
ANOTHER ONE? you have got to be fucking kidding me.
Women: you have always had a period. It is a fact of life, and you cannot change it, so get over it. If its causing you abnormal problems, gee, maybe go see a doctor like any normal woman with half a brain would do.
We’ve all had our bad days, and there are proven ways to make you feel better during that time of the month (i.e. marching your ass down to the gym and getting on a tredmil, or eating certain [healthy] foods).
Whew. okay. rant over.
yeah, that’s what women on their period love to hear…
Deal with it.
*hiding under table because of ensuing flame war*
Hooray for menopause!!! No more PMS, the playroom is always open. And once in a blue moon you might actually feel like playing:S
teehee. i think 195 and snoop are the tag winners…screee
Eh. Latte’s got a point to a degree, however, lots of women go to the doctor regarding gyno issues that never get resolved because doctors advise them there’s “nothing wrong” after some routine blood work and that they just have to “deal with it” because as we all know *huge eyeroll* women are just whiny when it comes to everything especially their periods.
Ever watch Mystery Diagnosis, latte?
plug it up plug it up
http://www.best-horror-movies.com/image-fi…
OP, sometimes you can still have periods when you’re preggers, don’t think just because you have your period that you’re safe!
Holy shit, ever watch “I didn’t know I was pregnant”?
If ANYTHING can make me practice abstinance…
hahaha. these are women who think…as the boy asked once “are you peeing out your bum mum”
“Period sharing circles”???!!!
I am so glad I didn’t read through the comments of those bitches…
After only reading the title of this bitch I have to ask why are you giving only men a pass to disregard your bitch? Just because other women have periods too doesn’t mean we want to hear about your bloody escapades anymore than men do. NO ONE wants to hear it. So how about “Everyone can disregard” because no one cares.
While I’m on the topic, I really hate it when other women try to talk to me about their periods because they think I’ll sympathize as a fellow bleeder and that we’ll “girl-bond” over the topic or whatever. Add that to my list: cats, babies, and periods.
Besides it already being super annoying to have to listen to people complain about and describe their periods in detail, every person who ever talks to me about their period is absolutely convinced that their period is the most HORRIBLE period of ALL the periods. And once they start talking to you about their period they expect you to tell them about your period in exchange, so that they can compare and contrast the periods like a fucking essay question.
I’m not even kidding about this, I have gone to coffee with work friends and school friends that I didn’t even know very well and was treated to an hour long lecture about said persons period. It’s not because I’m squeamish, it’s just because I don’t care, why would anyone besides your gynecologist care about that? There are so many other more important and interesting things in the world to talk about than your bloody vagina.
what in the name of god is going on around here?
I’m not quite certain, Commandante – I’m a bit worried… maybe there’s a new Mod and they’re just trying to fuck with our heads.
We need suckalicious on the case.
I hear ya, snoop ^^^ I never talk about bodily functions like that with friends. It ranks up there with toilet talk at the table. Ugh. Have some class, folks!
Amen, Snoop! I said as much in the other period bitch thread. No one wants to know, including other women, about someone’s bloated belly and bleeding clam. It is akin to discussing bowel movements. Nobody, with the exception of your doctor, wants to know about that either.
I agree 100% with snoop.
Great. So you bleed really heavy for 3 days and then kinda heavy for the next two and then really light for the last day. Good for you. I need to know this WHY?
And no, I’m not going to reciprocate. I hate talking about my period, so I don’t. When it comes I take care of it and get on with the business of living. I don’t even talk to my mom about it, and when I’m cramping like a motherfucker I pop a few midol/aleve and suck it the fuck up.
I really don’t see why getting your period (which most of you get EVERY MONTH FOR 40 SOME ODD YEARS) is the end of the world.
Actually, it’s not unhealthy to not have periods every month, lilly. These days women are having fewer and fewer pregnancies which means more periods which I read somewhere was actually more out of the normal than our ancestors who would have multiple pregnancies and breaks from menstruating. Think of how many periods Michelle Duggar has had in the past 25 years…and she’s seemingly perfectly healthy. This was not unusual back in the day. The same story I read was actually written by the gynecologist who said she actually stays on the pill without a break for a “period” (which isn’t really a real period, it’s actually just breakthrough bleeding) because she said there’s no reason in the world for her to have one because she’s not trying to get pregnant. And from the sounds of it, OP’s “periods” are just boughts of breakthrough bleeding. It’s common in the first while on BC that suspends your periods (like seasonale which you take for four months straight then have a period). IN FACT, the pill was only designed to have a “period” (which again, isn’t a real period) for psychological reasons because the manufacturers were afraid women wouldn’t take it without the instance of a period-like week of bleeding.
Anyway, depo is murder on your bones, but as far as not having a period — not so bad.
“And once they start talking to you about their period they expect you to tell them about your period in exchange, so that they can compare and contrast the periods like a fucking essay question.”
Ahahaha snoop, that’s brilliant.
Honestly, though, I don’t mind if a woman bitches about her period every now and then (after all I can relate) – but not every day that she’s on it and certainly not every month.
ok so you got a period big deal! deal with it. If you don’t want one, get a sex change! You won’t have a vagina any more you will have a penis, no period. You go gurl.
well now, i go away for a week, and all the JUICY posts start coming on here, sheesh. i’m here for you o.p., trust in the suckster to make you feel all good.
Actually Ginger, a sex change doesn’t have to mean no vagina. Not all trans people go through with the operation, and those who do usually have to wait several years for it. Although if they choose to use horomones to assist the transition that would probably affect their period… can’t remember for sure. Anyway, you can identify as male and have a vagina, check out that pregnant man on the internets… he has a vagina no doubt.
Gender and bioligical sex are two different things.
Not that you didn’t already know this, your comment was just a joke I know, no one would actually change their gender just to avoid monthy cramps… but this bitch is just so stupid I had to pick something out that’s more interesting to talk about.
See?! Gender vs biological sex, this is just one example of something more interesting to talk about than your bloody vagina…
Agreed . sharing circles please, you have a period , it stops after so long you have another one. Go talk to a nurse or social worker someone who will listen about your periods! Grow up period girl!