To the thick-rimmed angry and deeply disturbed young man and his equally ignorant female companion at Freeman’s Wednesday evening in the booth: For the record, it was my short, long- haired friend who had the problem with the man offering to buy ME drinks, and her one just cause she was with me. He was a kindly older man, who was in no way a pervert or creepy or annoying. It was MY FRIEND and NOT ME! I don’t randomly insult people for doing what humans do at bars.
Now, with that cleared up, you had NO RIGHT to make him feel uncomfortable and be mean to him. You don’t know him. What RIGHT DO YOU HAVE to be so blatantly rude, ignorant and hateful to another human being? And furthermore, what right do you have to call me a bitch when I show remorse for said man, and say to you that it was mean, do you have to call me a bitch..and to continue on and on and on calling me stupid, dumb, fat and ugly?! You obviously need to grow up for many reasons…but mostly, grow up for yourself.
The other people sitting around you in the bar were completely grossed out by your behaviour. If I had one less beer in me you wouldn’t have the satisfaction of seeing me cry. And for the record, Mean Guy, I didn’t cry for pain of being called a fat friendless bitch, I cried for the sheer frustration that someone could be so hateful as you. You’re probably the guy burning the crosses last week..that’s the kind of hate in which you seeth of.
Me and the friends I don’t have are going out tonight and if I see you, I will smile at you and wish you well…for the Karmic payback in which life will hand you for being such a hateful asshole is surely going to hurt. It may not happen today, or tomorrow, or even within the next year…but I surely see you as the kind of man who dies a long slow painful lonely death as pushed to the side old man that nobody cares about.
BTW…I’m totally not fat dumbass…get thicker glasses…you obviously can’t see…let alone hear who is actually speaking…idiot. You ruined a lot of people’s night that night…so it doesn’t hurt me that you told me I ruined yours. I hope you trip on your shoe lace and break your teeth on the cement after they tear through your dirty mouthed lips. —The Fat Stupid Ugly Friendless Bitch
This article appears in Mar 11-17, 2010.
wow…there is a love pertaining to this
don’t you all just love eating out, fuck you thanks, i’ll have mine brought in.
Ok OP second last paragraph you talk about Karmic payback. Well…what goes around comes around – yes but in your last paragraph YOU SAID: ” I hope you trip on your shoe lace and break your teeth on the cement after they tear through your dirty mouthed lips” ~Well look out darlin cause karma is gonna find you too.
at least your friend saved you the roofiecolatta…
buddy sounds a little warped.
Dude, why’d you even deal. People don’t ruin your night if you don’t let them. Walk away next time.
Or get the the manager or a bouncer to deal with it…
“A person unlearns arrogance when he knows he is always among worthy human beings; being alone fosters presumption. Young people are arrogant because they always associate with their own peers, those who are all really nothing but who would like to be very important.”
Nietzche.