If you only had a heart. —Cowardly Lion?

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  1. Those are my initials. I have a heart, soon it will grow to three times its size. At that point, I still won’t be nice to you.

  2. WTF?

    Here’s looking at you, kid.
    Go ahead, make my day.
    All right, Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my close-up.
    May the Force be with you.
    Fasten your seatbelts. It’s going to be a bumpy night.
    You talkin’ to me?
    What we’ve got here is failure to communicate.
    I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

    Toto, I’ve got a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore…

  3. i used to have one a long time ago. but it was stolen and damaged beyond repair. so then i went and rented one, but it was used too much, and it let me down too many times. so you see o.p., better to have none, than the damaged or broken ones.

  4. OP, you make it difficult to make a joke or to ridicule you it I can’t understand the bitch. I hope you realize that it’s very inconsiderate.

  5. Blow: You DO have a heart and it is a really kind one. That I know.

    OP: Heart or not, when repulsion sets in that don’t matter anymore. Repulsion has set in obviously. So stop suckholing it ain’t going to work. Repulsion my friend is deadly. It’s over. Accept it. Lay off the guilt trip. She ain’t going along with you for the ride. Remember: Repulsion: At that point she can’t stand the sight of you, the smell of you, or even the sound of you breathing. Sorry but that’s the truth.

  6. OB …if you only had a brain !

    (You’d never have wasted so much time figuring out they don’t have a heart ! ! !)

  7. Furious Styles, your handle is really familiar to me. Your initials are G.P. – aren’t they… and you love banging fat chicks–in fact a couple years back, you certainly enjoyed tappin all a this, didn’t ya. You even wanted round two, but I rejected your ass. This must be the bud of your hatred toward fat chicks? Don’t worry, G.P….you’ll find another plumper to cuddle someday – stop the fury.

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