Dear politicians and those who would be: This is what an apology looks like:
“I’M SORRY. I FUCKED UP”
Not, “I’m sorry you took it the wrong way.” Not “I’m sorry but I had low blood sugar, the flu, the curse, bleeding piles, the vapours, the horribles or galloping bollockitis.” Not “I’m sorry but I was sleep deprived” Not “I’m sorry, but Lisa was waterboarding me with white wine coolers at the cash bar”
Just a simple , bare bones “I’m sorry. I fucked up” Until you master this simple yet seemingly unattainable skill you have no right to ever utter the phrase “Politics as usual” FUCKING NONE! —Ural Thesame
This article appears in May 14-20, 2015.
Hahahaha ^
^Now I look like a putz. More so. I blame Barack HUSSEIN Obama.