To the piece of shit who felt it necessary to knee me in the face on Saturday night with an armload of food: I’m sorry that the staff treat me better than you because I treat them better than you do. I’m sorry that my tip was no doubt bigger than your entire bill. I’m sorry that I get served first because I put green bills in the tip jar. But mostly I’m sorry that when the food was on the ground and I no longer wasn’t…you didn’t seem to be so tough anymore…and just know that someday someone who doesn’t give a shit about the people around them will finish for me what you started. It’s shitheads like you that make me hate this city at times. —Proud New Owner of a Black Eye

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  1. “green bills in the tip jar” – you’re talking about US $ and not 20’s right?

  2. from all that, i figure you are just blowing off steam. you said when you got up, he wasn’t tough anymore. so, did you smash his fucking face or what?, seems like you were going to do it, why didn’t you? next time, just pop the other person and be done with it, stead of coming here and being told you were an idiot for not punching the fuck out of this dude.

  3. How does someone get kneed in the face? Unless they were getting a face full of the other party!

  4. I guess your bling works on the staff, but you just learned a lesson as to what society thinks boy.lmfao

    Next time it’s a trip to the hospital. It’s people like you who make me hate this city at times.

  5. wtf were you doing at knee level with a plate of food by your face? or was it that he had a plate of food attached to his knee? i don’t get it…..

  6. Meh, this is confusing…. by armload of food did you mean Pizza? And by knee you in the face did you mean kicked your ass because you were being a jerk in some joint on Pizza Corner? And do you only put 20’s in the tip jar cause you’re completely hammered and have no sense of reality? My word of advice… stop drinking!

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