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The only reason why you have had any kind of theatrical success in Halifax is because you’re willing to sleep around. Too bad that’s all you have to offer…You sure as hell don’t have any talent. I can’t wait until you fade back into obscurity where you belong. —Xoxo
This article appears in Jan 31 – Feb 6, 2013.
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All these white bitches want a part in my movie. And I got just the part for ’em.
You mean you can actually make a living as an actress in this burg? I thought it was called busking.
“I can’t wait until you fade back into obscurity where you belong.”
How – by running for the provincial N.D.P.?
I really hope you’re not talking about community theater. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve seen/been in some great community productions but anyone who sleeps with the director for a part is fucked in the brains. *No pun*
Elsewise you are talking about one of the billion local film crews that make amature movies around town. (Community college being at the top of the ladder and getting shittier as you go down the rungs). If someone actually slept with a director of one of these things for a part, then you are REALLY deseperate for attention and/or penis.
You can’t be talking about any of the legitimate film/theatre groups because in order to get a part in their productions, you must be a member of ACTRA and have at least *some* talent.
Seriously, don’t do sex to anyone unless (perhaps) you are absolutley certain that more than, say, 20-30 people are going to see the thing you are acting in.
OR unless the thing you are acting in is porn, in which case have at it!
But really, I just think OB is just a bit of a jealous jillian who didn’t get the part he/she wanted.
You don’t need talent for porn. Porn is always an option.
Script:
Female: Uh Uh UHHH!
Male: Ah Ah AHHH!
And cut! Here’s a towel.
jealousy will get you nowhere op
I agree with #1Woggie.
Being a jealous backbiter isn’tt attractive, OB. And griping about the actors who do work, while you’re making fries just makes you look like a bitter old twat. Noone will want to work with you when you’re like that.
Enjoy the fries, twat.
PisP
Don’t worry everyone. I can translate jealous bitch:
“You are doing better than I am. You are also hotter than I am. So I’ll announce cattily to the world that you’re only more successful than me because you’re cute enough to be more of a whore than me when the reality is that being cute and talented got you where i wish i was. But i’m not worried about anyone finding out how insecure i really am. Nobody speaks jealous bitch.”
If the actress is really laying it low and spreading it wide then yes OP, I would consider this person a prostitute. I see no great honor in using one’s body just to get things. It is a destructive behaviour on many levels, but that’s her cross to bear. The no talent part, that seems catty.
Also, I’m tired of the man staring at me from under the “Best of Halifax” sign here.
Suck those sour grapes, OP.
I find this attitude prevalent in almost every entertainment based career.
I have a friend who works in the entertainment industry in halifax and everytime she is successful all the other women and men claim she sexed her way into the roles.
I guess thats what happens when you have a large pool of people fighting over a few gigs.
petty.
RE: Señor Campana
Two towels.
I was a technical adviser on “From Russia With The Love Bone 2”
John, I was the “practice pole” for the “actresses” in that flick.
Casting couches in Halifax, no wonder Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles have those shit-eating grins on their faces.
Works in HollyWood………..
Who ya gotta blow to work the dinner theatre circut in halifax? Yer rilly famous!
In a superficial industry that is openly allowed to be racist and sexist, I’m shocked you wouldn’t immediately think ‘anything goes’ at all times.
LOL! Sour grapes!