To the rotten little brats who completely destroyed the camp setup at MASKWA park by Kearney Lake for the Wild Child Forest school program, you are on my list. May happiness and good things never find you. I hope that one day you will feel the pain of seeing all your hard work destroyed by gutless ignorance. It’s what you deserve. And I hope it comes at a time when you least expect it and it does the most damage to you. It’s the only way it could possibly compare to the destruction you caused to so many people who have worked so hard to create good things in this world for children. It’s the only way your selfish ignorance will ever be cured. It was a great attempt at ruining a children’s summer program, but you didn’t succeed. Yay, more rotten shit head kids raised by rotten shit head parents. Exactly what this world needs. So not impressed. —Even Steven
This article appears in Aug 6-12, 2015.


Maybe it was raccoons?
No, it was assholes.
karma does not strike in this lifetime. you’ll have to wait til they come back as slugs, then throw them on hot asphalt.
(but then you will come back as a slug and you’ll get thrown onto hot asphalt, and the brute who threw you on hot asphalt will come back as a slug, and slimily like herbal essence, so on and so on and so on and so on )