I work at a Mon-Fri job. My place of employment is open for business on the weekends, and other employees are in and out of my office during thier Saturday shift. While i really enjoy having the weekends off, I DO NOT enjoy coming into work on Monday mornings to find my desk made a mess of, stapler thrown to the floor and broken, and the files in my cabinets completely unorganized and strewn around! This morning I spent 30 minutes fixing the mess that these little part-timers created, and i’m going to have to spend more time scrubbing off the shit that is now on my desk, too. What is that, a fucking FOOTPRINT? Please go back to the pack of wolves that raised you, because you obviously don’t have enough class to function in society.
This article appears in Jan 17-23, 2008.


Where do you work? Can you lock your office? I suggest documenting all of this, taking photos if you have to and going to your boss….this is unacceptable and I have no idea why or how you have put up with it this long.