EAT WITH YOUR DAMN MOUTH CLOSED!

yes you.. the guy with the nasal problem that sits behind me… chomping with your mouth open,slurping with food falling all over the place and breathing like its the biggest work out in the damn world to eat..

not to mention answering your phone with food in your mouth!!!

Its rude..

i need earplugs

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  1. Eeeks, he is from Asia but not Vietnam. My ex was great with not slurping actually. It was just his big, sloth brother that had the problem. Come to think of it, I don’t know which was worse- the slurping or his personality!When I lived in Asia, I noticed that a lot more people eat that way (depending on the type of restaurant- fancy vs casual) than here but it makes a big difference when everyone’s doing it as opposed to 1 person in an otherwise quiet restaurant. Kinda throws people off and is way more distracting!You should talk to your friend- that’s rough!

  2. lynn, so funny. and what about the belching? in those parts of asia ( C… J… K… V…etc) belching is supposed to be a compliment to the cook (chef). as for talking to my friend. no, she’s not my friend anymore.she found someone noisier than her, lol. just kidding, i moved away from that city. we lost touch.but still, i wouldn’t dare tell that to her……lynn, have you ever seen an angry asian woman?they scratchhhhh!… lol (i love my face too much, lol)

  3. ha!ha!… cute!I EAT MY MOUTH OPEN!.. that’s what my ex told me,but then again, she farts all the time.we both had air problem, but from different openings, ha!ha!..now she lived with a guy who smoke, so he doesn’t smell the fartand i live with a woman who’s hard at hearing.heheh! … just joking. but i think your bitch is truly bitchy.

  4. OMG, my ex’s brother was to worst eater in the world- especially eating Pho. I’d cringe during the entire meal and feel awfully bad for the rest of the other customers. He’d slurp the noodles up, talk with his mouth full and chew louder than a cow- plus he was a big loaf- always keeping his chair pushed back so the servers would have to squirm around him. Even worse when we’d all be home and he’d slurp in his boxer shorts with his big, gross, flat foot on the table. I couldn’t believe two completely different human beings came from the same parents! Really, what is it that makes people think its ok- especially in a public place! I was really happy when he chose to go back home and do military service where he’d get beaten for that kind of shit!

  5. ha!ha!ha!..lynn, you mentioned pho. would your ex be oriental from that country of pho? ya, they have that “problem” actually, it’s not just the guys, gals too. most of them eat with their mouths wide open, even laugh with half munced morsels glaring at you, ugh!i laugh because i met a girl like that too. she was so gorgeous, came from that part of the world, but it was quite embarassing eating out with her. so we eat in, heh!heh!.me ? i eat with my mouth not that wide open, ha!ha!…i have an overbite, heh!heh!.. (just kidding). as i said before, i loooooove this bitch!

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