I love the way you look every morning after an 11km bike ride. Then even more when you get home all hot and sweaty. You have beautiful eye lashes and an addictive smile. I love your iTunes account and that App you always play. I really loved the all-you-can-eat mussels on Tuesday too. Your hair is amazing, even though you cut it twice a month. I love your old Misfits pillowcase and the brand new comfy pillow it covers. I love your new mountain bike and the way it matches gravy from the chicken place I love. I love your wallet and CD collection. I love that only you can touch your records. I don’t love hornets and how one got into your helmet and stung the shit out of you several times. I love your Nike sneakers and the kids that made them for you. I love the engagement ring you bought even though it looks stupid. I love you, —Nukka
This article appears in Oct 3-9, 2013.
I love your wallet?
PS I hope this is a man to another man post.
Never mind. After reading it again I think it someone who is in love with themselves and refers to them-self in the third party.
Mama bear finds this post funny.
I’d love my wallet too…if it actually had any money in it.
He loves himself so much he wants to marry himself.
Nukka is a narcissist.
The Captain Love’s Nukka too
Pay no attention to those above, buddy
And continue to refer to yourself in the third person, The Captain believes this is a healthy habit
Captain, thank you Sir, and thats why you’re the Captain.
Klyde- I can hook you the fuck up.
WAC- If I’m a narcissist then you’re a goddamn lunatic. Never try and spoil my Love again. And the rings not for for me, but its ugly.
Whatever makes you happy nukka
I love that guy as well.
Nukka your engaged to be married now? Congratulations to you and the future Mrs. Nukka.
I was not trying to ruin your love,I was trying to be funny but obviously it didn’t look that way.
Sad story, bro.
WAC- Thats alright, no one can actually ruin my love. Well, actually one person can, but shes nice.
no_fool- You’re a pity. Simple as that.
Nukka ????? good luck with your love…
BTW I AM a nice person.