What kind of selfish PRICK sticks his tongue down a girl’s throat when he’s got a cold? You tell me so after the fact. Thanks asshole. I didn’t even want to kiss you to begin with. Now, this morning I wake up with my throat on fire, nose running like a faucet, eyes burning and I can’t stop coughing stuff up. You disgust me. Never call me again you worthless fucking pig. —If you’re sick, stay the FUCK home in your pig pen!
This article appears in Oct 9-15, 2014.
Be thankful all you got from your random booty call was a cold. Stay away from the internet!
KINDS OF SELFISH PRICKS?
“What kind of a selfish PRICK sticks his tongue down a girl’s throat when he’s got a cold?” If you’re sick, stay the FUCK home in your pig pen!
Are there different kinds of selfish pricks? On what grounds might they be distinguished? Or can one be a prick yet not be selfish? What would an unselfish prick look like? Or is the expression “selfish prick” tautological, i.e., being a prick necessarily entails that one is selfish – it is part of what it means to be a prick – and so to add the descriptor “selfish” is therefore little more than an unnecessary redundancy pointing, as unnecessary redundancies always do, to conceptual confusion? Write back soon.
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if you didn’t want to kiss him in the first place, why did you?
montrealman on 10/16/2014 at 10:43
I often find mm’s posts a bit on the tedious side but I will grudginly admit this one was pretty good……… but don’t bother to write back any time soon!
Hmmm… so it it’s HER fault for getting a cold, could someone please remind me who’s fault is it for posting sexts online?
you’re going to fall off that ladder, meaty, you are stretching so far.
op says ‘i didn’t want to kiss you anyway’. i don’t care if she caught a cold, aids or a low flying jet. i object to the claim that she didn’t want to anyway. i think its an excuse. she should have confined her bitch to a legitimate complaint that he passed on cold germs.
The fact that you got a cold is obviously indicative of much larger social injustices. The patriarchy strikes again.
Fight back!
Lay one on him and give him ebola…
that’ll teach him.
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*falls from ladder, laughing*
*goes back to his pot and stirs the shit more, laughing*
if you are messing about with a pot full of poop whilst precariously balanced on a ladder one might fear coming down w’ a boomp, ya know
(how do the deer get inside the prison grounds?)
I had a contract with CSC if why I know. Any OZ fans, BTW? Ask…
Anyway, the institution sits in a wooded area, off the old highway. There is an enclosed outer area with a main outer perimeter and the living/program/administrative quarters are then again enclosed and guard-gated.
The deer are on the outer grounds, within the enclosed outer area.
FFS if you didn’t want to kiss the dude; then why do it; but no its “OMG ALL MEN R EVIL”
turn your head and or kick him in the junk.
Oh for fuck sakes – this has nothing to do with ‘male entitlement’ you fucking idiot.
You are what’s wrong with feminism, OB. Everything is about ‘men’ and their ‘entitlement’ and sexism and blah blah. You put REAL feminists to shame, asshole.
Blame the MOD’s P.K., they’re the ones that cherry pick the bitches that go up. None of my pro-equality anti-feminazi stuff ever sees the light of day. MOD’s only post bitches that they agree with. MODs are SJW/Fembots. There’s also a 75% chance this reply will be deleted.
Yeah. I’m kind of noticing a pattern around here.
I really don’t see how this situation is MALE entitlement. If this guy DID felt he was entitled to kiss this person (and he probably just made a move and OB’s probably got a stick permanently wedged up her ass) I don’t see why his gender has anything to do with it (like stereotyping all men – the same thing OB probably bitches relentlessly about in her MSVU womens studies classes when the tables are turned).
I’m a feminist. The older I get, the more need I see for it, and man hating nazi fem bots like OB are an INSULT to the movement.
3 woofs for the kitty!
I wonder if I should change my name to Susan B. Anthonazi.
If you feel that your struggles as a woman today are equal to that of a woman in the 1850’s who fought for equal rights and to abolish slavery, go right ahead. Just do us all a favour and stop blaming all of your problems on Male Entitlement while you’re at it.
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