Man this cuz named magneto keeps callin my phone and I can’t get over him. I dun’t even know the champ but he keeps callin me and texting me like “yo nukka who dis?” and I’m like you rascal get a job. I think he wants me to join his cartel. There should be a ban number helpine or some shit. —Sampson

This article appears in Oct 18-24, 2012.

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  2. What I thought was going to be an entertaining X-Men-themed bitch turned out to be mindless faux-
    Ebonics drivel. I hate life sometimes.

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  3. Oh how to respond?
    “Third World problems”
    or
    “Cool story, Bro”
    Sometimes it’s not so great to have a choice.>: (

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  4. you just better hope the that wolverine doesn’t get to you, or maybe the people with the fucking butterfly nets and nice tight white wraparound jackets. is this how it’s going to be all fucking week? i think i’ll go out and run over someone, to liven it up then.

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  5. Can we get this bitch translated into english please?

    I think this nukka magneto needs to leave op da kcuf alone while hes chillin wit his homeboyz dog ya herd for real quit spammin muh iphone cuz!!

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