This is to the Douchefuck who thought that it would be funny to allow themselves to have dirty language sun-burnt into their back and then go out in a public place for everyone to see.
All I wanted to do was take my kids up to have a fun day at the water park. I don’t think that it is too much to ask that my children (4 and 6) not be subjected to this kind of a display, but alas, that is too much of an expectation.
Trying to explain what “Fuck Yeah” means to my kids doesn’t make for a more joyous of an occasion. Maybe you should keep your ginger ass out of the sun next time, because the next parent you piss off may not be so good at holding back from knocking your toolbox-y hipster glasses off your face. Sweet Jesus you looked like such an ass.
You’re lucky your likely from New Brunswick, because if I saw your ass walking around Halifax, I may not bite my tongue as much as I did with my kids by me. They saw enough. —Wants To Wipe The Smug Hipster Smirk Off Your Face
This article appears in Jun 17-23, 2010.
Heh. Douchefuck.
is this a trend in new brunswick? it’s the newest cheap drunken thrill…internet baby.
for every dick, there is a head, just waiting to mate with it.
Fuck Yeah lol
But seriously, as the parent you could have said “they aren’t very nice words so you don’t need to know about it” or some other excuse that kids will gobble up.
is there anything more annoying and stupid looking than hipsters … yea hipsters with sunburnt f bombs i guess die douche die 🙂
Save the children from the gingers!
You should have taken the opportunity to explain to your children what an asshat is. They’ll be meeting plenty of them throughout the course of their lives. Might as well teach them while they’re young.
The amount of mistakes I made in this is embarrassing. Me fail english? Highly likely.
Bad english or not, this man you speak of is the top shelf brand of feminine interior wash product.
I would’ve slapped the sun burn, then again, you’d probably have to explain more to your kids…
Nothing that a little steel wool and vinegar can’t scrub off. Make it a family project; get the kids involved. Never too early to start learning how to be a good citizen.
He probably passed out in the sun and his friends fucked with him. Get over it, if that’s the worst thing you have to explain to your kids I think your doing ok…
WTF do his glasses have to do with it, other than making you seem like a prejudice bitch?
I also bet you’d puss out just as much if he were in Halifax…
Lulz, sounds like I offended someone. Shouldn’t you be off at American Apparel being pretentious?
I think mentioning his glasses was to help further narrow down just exactly which ‘douchefuck with “Fuck Yeah” ‘ on their back’ it was.
In retrospect, I would HOPE to agree that I’m not really sure it was needed….
lol…..”Pavillion” I love it….save the children from the gingers.
wtf is lulz… or American Apparel for that matter…??
Hey L0GiC— were you into Plaskett before he got famous?
Cover it up with some spray paint.
Maybe his friends *did* fuck with him like logic said?
I know I have a nasty burn on my back from passing out in the sun and the tag on my dress was sticking up and now I had the most fucked up tan line on the planet that I can’t even out.
Chances are the guy’s just a douche, but there’s a slim chance he’s just a victim. heh.
Just think Billiy Madison, smiley…. (avoid penguins)
As for Plaskett, I would say I was indifferent before and after he was “famous”…
you’re probably one of the over protective parents who signed that petition to change the classic “winnie the poo” because tigger is too hyper, and eor is too depressed, and piglet lacks self confidence. Get over yourself you can’t change the things people do, you can only change the reaction you give it, which might give it less power. chill out, and dont suffocate with control.
you seem high strung and like your taking it as a personal attack when it isn’t.
A few facts for your consideration:
Firstly, he is neither a DOUCHE nor a victim.
Secondly,it’s not his fault he burns easily.
And finally, profanity aside, let’s hope all our children grow up unafraid to speak their minds, and stand up for what is right, even if it means riding naked through the streets of Halifax on a sunny day, hoping to protect the environment for the next generation. Next time, maybe try sunscreen.
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I just want to say that I saw this same fellow, and he wasn’t even fully ginger. He may have some sun-sensitivities, but that doesn’t make him a bad person. The reality of the matter is that you cannot shelter your children from everything, and if the worst of your troubles is a little case of foul language at the water park, then maybe you should open up your eyes and have a peak at this world we live in. Hey, “Fuck yeah” guy, we still love you 🙂
Some kids know more vulgar words than I do. They learn it at school from other kids. There is no bubble wrapping kids from swear words, you just have to tell them when to use them.