I know it’s getting colder and I’m not sure how hot that suit gets but I just want you to know you’re making a difference.
If people can’t realize that, fuck em. you are the poultry king and I look forward to your high-five this evening and many to come!
–zZz
This article appears in Jan 21-27, 2010.


Agreed. Best part of my walk home.
I said I would keep writing these as long as (s)he’s still around.
I still don’t know if he/she/they is/are male or female though.
zZz, I know that at least one of the Oasis chickens is indeed a female. How do I know this? I am not free to release this confidential information, I just know, OK!
Well, not that it really matters too much.
Downing cheap beer at the oasis eh Q ? HAHA !! Thats my favorite dive when I’m home !!! Never got to see the chicken dude/chick !! Looking forward to see this when I get home this summer !!!
I certainly wouldn’t want to be in that suit in the summer….
that would suck on a whole new level.
I’m with you there zzz – that thing must stink as well as being hot !!! Gross !!
Ha ha no, haven’t drank at Oasis in a while actually, but stuck working close by…
I know the head cook there. I love swilling cheap beer there haha !!!!
i echo your props. best part of working on spring garden