To the impatient fuck of a driver on Friday morning: how about you post your name and address so the drivers of HRM can come pay you a visit and thank you for the massive traffic delay you caused with your irresponsible driving techniques and the accident YOU caused on the bridge during rush hour traffic. You created nothing but a mess on the bridge span and caused all the traffic across the bridge to stop. I wish the bridge commission could sue you, and that the police could throw every possible charge and fine at you. At best all we can hope for is that you injured yourself and will live with many years of pain as a reminder of your incompetence. —Stuck In Traffic
This article appears in Sep 22-28, 2011.


I never understood how someone could get in an accident on the bridge. How hard is it to stay in your lane? I’m gonna start taking the ferry I think.
To borrow a phrase from a bitcher whose name I can’t remember: stunned cunts.
ah, but don’t we all love the morning commutes.
sure, we’ll just throw a few of these on the ferry and we’ll be all set….
http://www.tomw.net.au/images/technology/t…
It’s those Toads who just can’t let a car be one ahead of them, they would rather cause a big accident then have that, then of course the other car assumes they are going to be let in. Just a fucking circus half the time on the bridges
you’re lucky I couldn’t find the picture from Team America I was looking for….
Why not a ‘Car Camp’ for negligent and impatient drivers? A few rows of barracks, a five a.m. wake-up call before they’re forced to sit in their cars in front of traffic lights. With the red light strobbling in their eyeballs a la Clockwork Orange for the next 8 hours.
Strobbing not strobbling although that’s an interesting concept.
there has been nothing but accidents on the MacDonald since school went back in…the first day there were 3 of them on the MacDoanld within 2 minutes in 3 different spots on the bridge ! Plus a four car mini pile up on Barrington st, just before you go under the MacKay Bridge !
I say just take their licenses out of their hands & give them a 1 year suspension, let them learn the joys of Bus commuting.
IT will accomplish 2 things. Keep those idiots off the bridge for a year & increase Metro Transits bottom line ~:)
i’m with tommy, it’s fairly simple. you’re not getting off, until the ride is over
TWSS Painy
hahaha, i had to look that up…i’m such a lame duck
There are no lame ducks. This is my favourite kind:
http://www.ispyabird.co.uk/photos/question…
Never mind. I found some lame ducks.
http://acidcow.com/pics/9619-stop-making-t…
good grief, where are their teeth. i stopped looking, shortly after i saw the puppy
I actually liked the puppy one haha
OB, I agree. Thankfully I was ahead of the mess and got across. The bridge commission should post pictures of the driver(s) who caused the accident, along with their vehicle and plate number…….as a warning, you know, for other drivers to be on the look out for them. Driving across the bridge is easy…..it’s the ends of the bridges near the tolls that all the fuckery happens. PS – lots of jumpers still from the Macdonald.
Wow. Wishing injury and pain on someone because you got stuck in traffic. Class act, you are, OB.
Sure there are irresponsible drivers out there who shouldn’t be on the road, but wishing them harm is just really shitty.
You sound like more of an asshole than the person who caused this accident, OB, and kind of a SET at that.
It’s not like this person hit YOU. Ooooh you had a delay in traffic! Call the presses! FFS.
And just to note: I’d be pissed off too if some idiot caused an accident on the bridge causing the mess that accidents usually do, but wishing them harm and injury that’ll cause them to “… live with many years of pain…” is something only a POS would do.