I’m really tired of hearing people say “If you’re a big bitch, you shouldn’t be wearin tight clothes” ExCUUUUUse you-ME! Are you buying my clothes? Are you the one wearing them? Do you HAVE to be in up in my zone eye-rapin me? No! It’s simple. Funny thing about the neck is, it pivots. If you don’t like my look, you can just TURN ya head the fuck around. I wear a size 16. Sure I could go buy a size 18 or 20 tent, but I prefer a more fitted look. I rock leggings, with a tight sweater-dress and belt. Or I got on my tight lycra jeans & fitted top. If I go out, I may wear a short – yes short -dress or skirt. I don’t fuck around wit mu-mus, sorry. A lot of big girls, still like to have fashion sense. I KNOW I look good too when men be all up in my grill, like I got candy for them. But there’s always a few who be like, “girl, dress fo yo siiiiize”. Fuck YOU, I’m doin me. What you NEED to be worryin about is your damn self. Yah and one last thing to those skinny bitches… and you know who ya’ll are who be doin this. You may be skinny. You may be pretty. But underneath I guarantee there IS something about you (whether you wanna admit it or not) that is literally JACKED up! Maybe it’s the big mole on your face, or your narrow-set eyes, or it could be your weird nipples, green toe-nails, your snaggletooth smile. If you’re a guy, you might have a set of low-hangers, a small dick and zits all over your ass or a bald spot. Ain’t no ma-fucker perfect. So when you be seein my big ass on the dance floor backin it up in my performance wear – smile and have something nice to say. We all PEOPLE. Or else you can turn your head on its axis and focus your googly eyes elsewhere. —Don’t Be Jelly
This article appears in Jan 5-11, 2012.
oh… you be so hot n juicy….
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/47743
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA… posted too soon.
hey OP, found ya! I didn’t know you liked walmart so much…
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/46829
Oh great, another of these. :/
there’s just too many….
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/36572
All I could think of when reading this illiterate post was a wagging finger and OP’s head bouncing side to side.
Nope the decoder ring is toast, time to write Little Orphan Annie for a new one
ahah Um lovin’ it. But when you’re camel toe becomes an elephant hoof, time to upgrade a size
Be Sure To Drink Your Ovaltine, S&W.
TT – I envisioned a Palm-Z and a voice about 5 decibels louder than a Rolls-Royce Merlin engine.
Girl, you be packing the pounds into a crate too small …. this, my dear, is not an attractive look or fashion sense.
Ya got big bones ya drape them in something other than a sausage skin ……… your legz may be the hottest thing (to you) as well as being able to hold you up but for the love of geezuz those stove pipes do not need to be playing post-and-beam to a roof that hangs like an A-frame house ………. cool, your muthafucking mouth and if you don’t like it ……. swivel that tandem azz elsewhere!
I think you’re making up that men and candy part because men don’t like fatties.
I mean, seriously, who would want to fuck a fatty let alone be seen in public with them?
Fucking priceless, Ralph!
Hey now Kitty, some men like a woman with a little more on their frames. But this lady sounds like she’s far outside the realm of ‘pleasantly plump’, there ain’t nuttin pleasant ’bout her
Why the hate, pretty kitty? Did a big bitch steal your man? I’m a little on the volumptuous side myself, and I take offense to that. My hubby has said many times he prefers my big tits and phat ass to a chick he can crack in half. Dispite what you may think, beauty don’t JUST come in a size zero.
Queen Latifah in ‘Beauty Shop’ “Do these pants make my ass look big? Good.”
AHAHAHA oh no fool. I was being cynical and facetious. I’m so fat that, apparently, buses can’t climb hills with me in it! Ask zed!
Oh, c’mon now, we know this song is going through all of our collective heads. Put the kettle on and have some sir mixalot to get your aft pumpin’!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kY84MRnxVzo
damn xeno. That’s my JAM. You got me bobbin like a chickenhead
Correction PK – you’re adorable. This blotch of sperm whale vomitus:
http://thecount.com/wp-content/uploads/ros…
is fat. And good luck making perfume out of her. “Eau de Loud et Stupid”
And any man who wouldn’t want to be seen in public with you, I don’t want to know him. *snort*
any reason you’re squirreling all these little tid bits away to rehash?
just enjoy it all kitty… you’re doing better off than I.
Why else would I hate on ya… and, well, everything else…
it’s cause I suck and the only thing I’m good for/at is complaining.
Oh, and maybe donating my body to science.
There’s something peculiar about me….
(leaving self wide open folks… go on and get er all out)
Is this bitch actually real?
OP, I’m a small 16. Leggings and jeggings and whatever the hell else that are passing for pants these days have *no* place on my ass, and I’m cool with it. I also feel quite strongly that most folks shouldn’t wear that shit, especially if they’re not going to cover the bum part with a sweater dress or long shirt or…something…blech.
This one’s a good’un for ladies with a curvy figure as well.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UT21MqxOQtY…
I for one OB…don’t like anorexic looking females. I definately prefer a more voluptuous body type… BUT …. when your see 20 lbs of shit stuffed in a 5lb bag, it is GROSS !
Nothing I can think of is less attractive than a woman in lycra (or other stretch clothing) with the old cottage cheese dimples showing through everywhere …(excuse me I gotta go throw up )
Sorry about that I’m back !
along with a big old gunt hanging down ,which does thankfully!!! covers the swollen moose toe…& you can hang all the belts & purses, leggin’s, & fluffy sweaters you want around that.
You end up no more attractive than say, dressing up a pig & applying lipstick !
So why not check out Omar the tent maker, see if he’s offering a new collection for 2012 & if not check out the drapery section of your favorite big box store .
(they make sizes up to 5 x for a reason !)
eh.. wear what you want OP. And people will say what they want.
Free country.
This is a troll, right?
OB, I appreciate and admire your adoption of American inner city vernacular and Ebonic writing patterns. It’s reflective of the Maritime experience we share together.
i don’t know why the fuck people care about what other people wear! mind your own fucking business! if you don’t like it, don’t look at it! wear what you want to wear. we are so fixated on those fucking makeover shows and “dressing for your figure” – fuck that noise. when i see a big girl in tight clothes or a skinny girl in a slutty dress and stilettos, or a fucking hipster rocking the latest whatever-the-fuck, i’m like FUCK YES!
“Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter, and those who matter don’t mind.”
PK, as a recent GQ cover model, Men’s Health expert consultant and having the body of an adonis myself, I am certain that I can fairly represent my gender by saying that not all men share such a narrow opinion of BBW’s. I happen to think BBW’s are much more desireable compared to some stick-waif. I echo Ralph’s sentiment whole-heartedly. You’re adorable and any guy that wouldn’t want to be seen with you is a fool.
(Ok, ok, so, I wasn’t being completely truthful. I’m not a GQ cover model and I’m not a Men’s Health expert consultant….but I DO have the body of a god….Buddha, not Adonis….but I meant everything else!)
And OP… here’s the thing.. I don’t know if this is true of you or not.. i don’t know you. But i’ve been in enough bars with dumb, slutty fat chicks to know WHY the men are all over them. Trust me.. nobody’s jealous of THAT shit..
I have a photographic memory, zed. I remember everything.
I remember being potty trained at 18 months.
And, from what I can tell, I’m not really all that better off than you are. It balances out, really. One aspect of your life might be great and that same aspect of mine sucks, while another aspect might be great for me and suck for you. But, if you add up all the suck it’s probably pretty darn close.
so fat people are nice and skinny people are not? right
Don’t worry OP, I’m not “jelly”. You on the other hand…
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/49599
I beat all of your links put together Zzzzzzzzzz
Ha. People of Walmart immediately popped into my mind when I read the first 2 sentences of this garbage. The whole “real women have curves” phenomenon is out of control. I’m a chubby chick myself, and I despise this mindset. Does a tight lycra halter and “jeggings” (shudder) belong on a size 5x woman? Holy sweet tittifed Jesus, NO! Dress to compliment what you have, for the love of everything holy! I worked in a plus size clothing store for 10 years, and it AMAZED me how in denial plus size women are about what they should actually be wearing. Ignore the size on the tag…tags can be cut out! Wear what fits, wear what looks GOOD on you. Doesn’t have to be muumuus and housedresses. As much as you like to not believe it OB, you ARE judged on how you dressed EVERY SINGLE DAY. It spills over into what jobs you get hired for, what kind of friends and mates you attract (or scare off!), and how you are treated in most social situations. You come off as completely insecure as well; if you weren’t insecure about yourself, you wouldn’t have this need to defend how you dress so vehemently.
OB, wear what you want to wear and what you feel comfortable in … and that goes for anyone else too. The only time I think that someone shouldn’t dress as they do is when it’s obvious that they’re uncomfortable with what they’re wearing or when it’s not appropriate for the occasion (e.g. don’t go wearing torn up jeans to a wedding).
If I’m out (which isn’t that often) I cringe when I see any woman (tall, short, skinny, chubby etc. etc.) wearing an outfit that is quite obviously meant to please someone else or for attention. Trust me … when you’re pulling your skirt down to cover your ass, pulling your pants up to cover your ass crack or tugging at your shirt to make sure it covers your belly flop … all the while looking around to see if anyone notices and looking embarrassed … you’re getting attention alright … but not in a good way.
Im only 5’7 and 135 lbs and i still would NOT be caught wearing leggings or tights or any of that crap, I have a hard enough time thinking i look good enough in skinny jeans with what I think are my big thighs (which i blame soccer for) and my slightly big hips, which to be honest aren’t so bad…
I wonder what the OB would say if I squeezed my 300+lb body into a Speedo and started to traipse around? Even I wouldn’t look in the mirror.
There are some fine looking larger ladies out there, but 20 pounds of butter trying to fit in a one pound container ain’t pretty.
“your curves should look like they’re sitting on a park bench, not trying to escape the tsunami” “you can’t dress in Barbie’s clothes if you look like Ursula.”
… not my words but tis true. You can look good op and have good fitting clothing. No one looks good in sizes that are too small.
Bro Tim 300 + in a speedo!!!!
Watch out guy’s if that lets go…
someones gonna lose an eye !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zk60LRw9Eow…
I take you’re over your 5-7 there OP.No more PMSing, nobody got shanked. Wear whatever you want if it makes you happy. It’s all about attitude anyway isn’t it?
who reaaly gives a flying fuck what one wears, unless you look like something from outer space. and then some of those alien bitches, they be hotties. right wheeliep, ivan, more?
Can someone tell me what is wrong with the idea that I, as a woman of size, should be able to buy clothing styles in my current size that I could wear when I was smaller? I get the idea that some styles are meant to hide specific flaws or to play up a feature. It can’t be laziness or being cheap, because a line of clothing that can work for anyone from size zero to 50 takes less time and imagination and effort than to design two (or three) separate lines, and the only major difference would be in the amount of materials used at each size point (which is often factored into the higher price for plus-size clothing.) That said, I don’t necessarily dress for the same reasons OB is dressing: I just want to look presentable most of the time, and to feel like a human being doing it.
OP if you can be plus size and look in the mirror and snap your fingers and smile at yourself than you have it going on in my books!!! There are so many so called averaged sized to anorexic people that never look in the mirror at themselves without seeing 10 things wrong everyday which is such a total shame. Anytime I am out in a bar and someone comes in that draws attention and may not the social norm and anyone says anything to me. My response to them is always…I bet when that person looked in the mirror tonight they saw a happier more secure person than most of us did.
OP if you feel good and you smile at yourself and you are doing it all for the right reasons, don’t let anyone change you.
lovepink: You’re 135 lbs and still pickin yourself apart? Your legs are too muscular? Huh – that’s a bad thing? You people need to get a grip! You’re like a bunch of sheep letting people dictate what’s sexy and what you’re should put on your back. The OB said she wore leggings with a sweater dress… leggings in place of tights or stockings work under a dress in winter time. DUH people! This curvalicious lady looks pretty damn good in her leggings & tunic, if you ask me.
http://www.curvaliciousclothes.com/xcart/p…
That bitch ain’t fat, no fool!
This is what gets me about ‘plus sized’ models. They usually just have a large frame — their fat percentage isn’t likely much more than 25%, which according to my dietician is considered healthy. And let’s be real “plus sized” is just a nice way of saying FAT. We all dance around it, but let’s face it ladies: those of use who have worn plus sized or still wear plus sized are wearing these clothes because we’re fat. Thing *is* 12-14 is now considered ‘plus sized’ which is bullshit. I know people who wear 12s and 14s and they ain’t fat.
Once they start showing models wearing 18s, at least, who are actually fat (like what about the ladies who have small frames who have like at least a 50% fat ratio? WHAT ABOUT THEM?) I’ll start taking them seriously as ‘plus sized’ models.
Finally, I’d like to send a big fat fuck you to those who say I shouldn’t wear my lululemon pants (at least I don’t have a camel toe when I wear mine because *gasp* I wear the appropriate size) or tights with my dresses because a) my legs are hot and b) it’s fucking too cold out to wear pantyhose and pantyhose it too formal for my office, anyway. If you don’t like it, you have two options: don’t look at me, or suck my ass harder than sebastard sucks twink ass on a saturday night up at citadel hill.
Mornin’ PK. Check your gmail
kitty, if you had a toe, it would be awesome, just like you. girls, people who don’t like you, will say anythig to bring you down, fuck them. be your horny selves and remember, more ounce, the better the bounce. me loves you all. fat or thin, when can i put it in?
Gmail checked and responded to, vastie!
Thanks a million for the cheer up!!!
no-fool, she is a medium sized woman. Now this be a big woman in tights:
http://ts4.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.as…
Meh, wear whatever you want. If you think you look good that’s all that matters.
My only thing is I’m sick of people acting like there are only two categories: fat, and skinny. I wouldn’t consider myself skinny or fat. You can be neither. Curvy/curvacious and fat are two completely different things. You can be both, but being fat doesn’t make you curvy and vice versa. Can we please send out some type of memo.
The sad thing about that pic that Mel posted is that that girl’s ass probably wouldn’t look bad with the right pants on.
If you’re comfortable in your own skin, I think that’s awesome, it’s the people who complain about their situation but do nothing to change it that I can’t stand.
Confidence is the most attractive thing. You guys should see this “plus size” girl that I work with. So sexy. I wouldn’t classify her as fat, she just looks good and has a bit of size to her. Dresses her ass off too. I’m tellin you.. she’s hard to keep your eyes off.
Bet that is one hell of a yeast infection boiling in that fat chick’s camel toe with the tight lycra pants on. Halifax should create fashion police….and anyone found in violation gets deported to Sackville.
@no_fool, Not once did i say “muscular”. Yes there is muscle underneath but not much. I don’t go to the gym as much as a used to so most of my muscle has been either diminished or turned to fat in the last 4 months for neglecting the gym. I have belly flab I’m not to pleased about but i don’t sit in front of the mirror and criticize my self and put myself down. So don’t be telling me to “get a grip”. I also don’t let “sexy, skinny” people dictate what i wear.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9hw-PbmkmE…