This love is for the cafeteria workers at school. What a lovely bunch of individuals. You are all super pleasant and totally cool. Thanks for humming while you work. It makes me grin. Hope your employer treats you like the kings and queens you truly are. If not, I would happily go after the bosses armed with water balloons for y’all. —Happy Eater
This article appears in Mar 11-17, 2010.


wow there employer must treat them well because all the “lunch ladies” i’ve ever dealt w/ have been foul