Hey Bitchers, The Coast office will be on vacation from December 23-January 3. So, take a break, enjoy some eggnog, make merry and come back to bitch in the new year. No posts will be uploaded over the holidays! Sorry guys, even bitchers need a break once in awhile. —Bird

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  1. OK, MOD bitcher.
    Perhaps we’ll just use this as a ‘forum’ for all the nonsence & tit for tat & friendly banter ….(the hell with it, let us include the hateful banter as well ~;p) that many of the ‘regulars’ post on here.
    Instead of having to go off topic, on one or more of the bitches…we just Dump here !

    What do you all think ?

  2. Bird, t’will be a sad sad holidays without any bitchin’.

    Bird, one piece of advice, beware the Moosemilk and have fun.

  3. Have a great holiday, Birdie – knock back a eggnog & rum every time you hear the words: ‘Metro Transit’.

  4. Merry Christmas to all of you and a Happy New Year!!! I’m off to Newfoundland for the holidays, but I’m going to start commenting more again. Hope Santa is good to you all xo

  5. Christmas … it remains to be seen if this one will be white; it will provide joy for most, and maybe a little heartache for others … but, for each of us, it will be what we allow it to be. So smile, be happy, love each other and be thankful for what you each have to give and will receive, no matter how big or small.

    “Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.”
    – Norman Vincent Peale

    Merry Christmas and Happy New Year everyone! 🙂

  6. hey bird lady, thanks for the heads up.try not to get too drunk and weird, if you do, think of the suckster. i’ll be on call for any last minute orgies, that all you ladies might have. anyway, i’m gone now.

  7. What smells better than a pot full of hot roasted almond brittle ?
    Which by the way, was just poured on a cookie sheet here at my house ~:)

    IT’s got to cool for a few minutes & then the chocolate chunks get spread on top to melt .

    Since none of you are here…I’ll take one for the team & test it without back up ~;)

    be safe all & if your out at the malls tomorrow, be careful !
    I had to drive through Dartmouth Crossing today around noon & it was a zoo.

  8. have a good hoho day all,as the suckster said earlier, i will still be here next year. maybe more over the top than now. working on a new personna, and bile for you all. ivan, kitty, paul, tommy, more, donk, rosie, and all the rest, especially ttfn, me loves you bitches, and hope to darken the next summit. things have really been hectic as of late. the suckster wishes you all a good holiday, christmas, or whatever the fuck you wanna call it. and remember girls, me loves ya all, seb, get fucked by a giant dildo.

  9. What! I have to get a life for a week or two? Oh NO!!

    Everyone have a great Festivus! I’m looking forward to the airing of grievances Saturday night, I’ve got a few. I’ve been working out so I’m ready for the feats of strength. Anyway, I’ll be thinking about you guys. Well not really but it sounded nice.

  10. Troodon … Ralph’s maybe … but you might wanna make sure the pole cleaner gives it a good scrub first.

  11. Yes, happy Isaac Newtons birthday everyone, Dec 25, 1642, as a non Christian it’s what I like to celebrate instead.

  12. I hope everyone has a Blessed and Peaceful Christmas and enjoys it in whatever way gives them pleasure.
    Dominican Republic for daughter and me. Back in time for Hogmanay.

  13. merry festivus….
    and by merry, I mean ‘god damn it,’.

    and now the airing of grievances….
    fuck you metro transit… and your 18 minute late bus today.
    I waited for ever and just as I left, you came crawling up. douche.

    fuck you work… making me do my job and all…
    asshole.

    fuck you chocolate oranges and the douche bag who invented you.

    fuck you scotia square and the same damn shit to eat every god damn day for years never-ending. Battered Fish, you are my savior… and are completely exempt.

    fuck you idiot drivers and the unappreciative cyclists you manage to avoid creaming but yet still complain ad infinitum anyways.

    fuck you turn signal… you are an enigma and entirely too complex to master.

    fuck you government. you know you suck…. and yet you still relegate ways to suck even more.

    fuck you halifax. you blow. and there’s a reason FIFA is going to take its ball and fuck off elsewhere.

    fuck you all… bitchers, bitchees and any other bitch out there who doesn’t know it but everyone else around you does. you’re a bitch. a SET bitch.

    fuck it all.

  14. Troodon….What diameter does the pole have to be ?
    Also what about wall thickness ?

    As someone who works around scaffolding systems & what is called tube & clamp. We use aluminium poles (grid pipe is what we call it)

    For the best price on a small piece like that, Burnside Industrial Park has a place called , Metal’s Are Us.
    THey used to be at the top of Wright Ave.
    Now they are off Akerley. You have to drive up past Leon’s take a left turn toward the Prison, as you come to the gate of the jail there is a right turn & Metals are us, is the first building on your right.
    They’ll sell you a piece of tube from 1 inch long to 20 ft long. You just have to know what you are looking for. I would suggest calling Kelly, or one of the other girls & see what you need is in stock. Also if they don’t have it, they’ll order it in for you. Great business, very nice staff.

  15. Your directions might get me in lock-up for the holidays Mr. More. I know Metals R’ Us but I didn’t know that they were off Akerley. Six inches diameter should be plenty.
    Great list zZz, you do Festivus well. I have all the cinderblocks ready for the Feats of Strength. There’s the free throw event and the hundred yard dash while you’re tethered to one. I think I have the inside track to win it, my wife has a bad back, my mother-in-law is in her eighties, my grandkids are 7 and 1 1/2 respectively, that just leaves my step-daughter. Could be tough but I think I have it in me.

  16. That’s funny zZz. Guess I better get back to work. Wait a moment! I’m now off for the holidays, I must have thinking of you zZz,get back to work.
    hahaha HAHA! (Think Woody Woodpecker)

  17. A place that sells pipe right next to a prison? I see no possible way in which that could go wrong. 😛

  18. Troodon, good idea with the 10ft pole. You are ugly, but not so ugly that I wouldn’t touch you with a 10 foot pole.
    🙂
    j/k merry christmas

  19. Just had to tell some guy he wasn’t getting his paycheck today, and possibly not till Jan 4th. Gotta love payroll. It was his own stupid fault though so I don’t feel that bad.

  20. Btw, I wonder if the coast is planning on improving the refresh rate of their website. their ads, etc consistantly make for a slow painful wait every time I go to click on the next page.

    Considering most websites aren’t so clunky, I think a qualified website professional could suggest some huge improvements for a very small investment.

    If you agree with me, please click on like. It would be nice for us to collectively send a strong message to the coast team that we so faithfully support all year.

  21. Tommy, I am sure there are legitimate reasons for someone not to get a paycheque but I have to say it anyway…..

    … I find it hard to believe that it is the employee’s fault that they are not getting paid. And, even if it is, this is christmas!, I see no reason why someone couldn’t just cut him a cheque so his christmas isn’t ruined.

  22. He entered the wrong bank info into the system, so his money didn’t end up in his bank. The company he works for, my client, has a very strict policy that they need to get the rejected deposit back before they can cut him a check. We have no way of really knowing if he’s telling the truth, and they’ve been scammed in the past. I tried. It can take up to 5 business days before the reject can be confirmed, and with the holidays that brings to Jan 4th at the latest, Dec 28th at the earliest. For what it’s worth he sounded Arab and said nothing of Christmas, just rent and bills. There’s never a good time to not get paid.

    Sucks for him but I don’t make the rules.

  23. Countess Blueberry von Puff E. Pantz is similarly grateful.
    If it weren’t for LTWWB I’m sure I’d be stalking her about the dacha with a Nerf machinegun, humming the” Raiders of the Lost Ark” theme. SOBova is also grateful…for the same reason.

  24. You’ll be pleased to know I was just able to deliver some good news to another person. Got 2400 bucks that she wasn’t expecting. It all balances out.

  25. I’m out guys. Have a happy and safe Christmahanukawanzikavus and I’ll see (at least some of) you on Wednesday.

  26. Have a great one B-Man. I hope Annual Gift Man finds you on Christmas Eve and I hope his sleigh is drawn by 8 cosplay fan-girls. Giggity-san.

  27. wednesday? what’s all this then? yes, tom, i am pleased…see, that sounds funny. *giggity-san*, and that’s why you’re the commander

  28. Thanks Painey and other bitch well wishers. I was feeling a little blue earlier… Yesterday, I put a loonie in some jewelery cleaner to shine it up for the toe of Aesop’s stocking. This morning I took it out and all the shiny had worn off-leaving dull nickel in its place. Prolly wouldn’t even be accepted at the bridges!

    Then I looked at my tree and realized that a good 90% of the ornaments are nautically related, from tiny cruise ships and sailboats to lighthouses and pretty shells. I never really connected the dots there of why I have this theme or that I even have a theme…makes me homesick for NS.
    Making pork pie for dinner. Yepper- that’ll make me less homesick…

  29. Mmmmmm…I’ll be over for supper Xeno. I’ll bring the mustard pickles and maybe a couple o’ lobbies with me too. We’ll boil em up and have a fine scoff. Who’s bringing dessert? (I’m thinking some blueberry grunt perhaps? I tried making that once. What a mess I made.)
    We’ll finish off the night with a few wee drams o’ the pure and singing some tunes around the fireplace. Anyone play guitar?
    Damn. Now I’m in the mood for a kitchen party. lol

  30. mr more has the wood stove, and i know he has lots of provisions^^it’s quite lovely in the city right now, the crows had some french fries and the donkey is fartin away. nice and simple, just they way i like it

  31. …and xeno, we have lots of little sail boats and bears and birds? also our favourite, the three stooges playing instruments

  32. Send it to me, Xeno, I’ll use it for the bridge, if they don’t want to take it I’ll yell and curse at them.

  33. Cheers, you guys!

    (listening to Nova Scotia by Jonathan Edwards)

    Vastie, did you make the pickles? My da gave me a crock and I was thinking of trying… My homemade ginger syrup, I’m thinking would make a great rusty nail with Drambuie and whisky.

    Painey: remember, the animals were the first to know!

    Anybody familiar with the band Enter The Haggis? They’ll be here for Hogmanay…

  34. We’ve got airplanes on our tree. Me Mum’s been buying Dad & I the Hallmark Series of Golden Age of Aviation ornies since they first came out. There are also, penguins, cardinals, otters,whales and a quail. Need a crow ornament!

  35. Merry Christmas to everyone at the Coast (thanks for allowing our wacky community exist!) and all my fellow bitchers — new and old. Have a wonderful holiday break, guys. You all deserve it!!!

    Love,
    PK, Molly and Oscar 🙂

  36. Is everybody enjoying this GLOBAL WARMING. Fuck ya gotta love Richard Z, Environment Canada, et al. Two days ago they said green Christmas and what do I see outside? SNOW. The can’t predict what’s going to happen in two days, how the fuck can they predict anything else, especially with their fancy smanchy equipment. Happy shovelling and driving fellow bitchers.

  37. Three nights ago I went left Park Lane Theatre on Spr Garden, it was C O L D outside. I went into Lawton’s to browse the pre viewed movies. I said hey to the security dude, commented how cold the push rims on my chair are.
    Five minutes later he asked if I have gloves. I told him Christmas day someone is maybe going to give me some. Because he os a security guard he needs kevlar-lined gloves to protect against knife pokes etc, and he has his almost new from Mark’s leather/fleece lined gloves in his bag, and would I like them.
    My instinct was to be slightly defensive. I’m independant money-wise, and my lack of gloves is due to poor planning. I decided to just smile and say thank you.
    Thank you, security dude. We all give here and there
    In the spirit of being good to others.
    And the gloves are awesome. Warm and dry, waterproof, they made today’s pushing through the slush and snow doable and much more comfortable.

    I hope you guys and gals(and Sebastian even) have a great holiday. Stay warm, motherfuckers.

    Seb- Tromboner Turkey Party is still offered.

    <3, xoxoxoxoxoxxx
    Wpaul

  38. Have a happy Christmas everyone – I’m here in Hillbilly Hollow – the drunks are singing the usual Yuletide ditties: ‘Silent Shit, Holy Shit’ and ‘Ho-Ho-Fucking-Ho’ as I type – Hub-Unit’s running off the copper thieves with his ninja sword and Number One Child is sampling everything in Mom and Pop’s fridge and cupboards – don’t get better than that, kids.

    It’s been a great year at LTWWB for me – I’ve got to meet some of the smartest and wittiest people in this city – a toast to you all, Summit Bitches of the Not-So-Square Table – big hugs to all – don’t mind the cleavage – at least I don’t wear lilac perfume.

  39. happy christmas ttfn, just off to the big brudders for breakfast, missing the boy something fierce but will see him on friday xox

  40. I GOT A CHOCOLATE ORANGE!

    We did presents last night (my dad is Swedish) and stockings this morning. I did not get a dog.

  41. ZOMG – So did I! (I luv ’em) SOBova gave me enough chocky to send my BSL into low Earth orbit and enough Trappist ale to embalm my pocky corpse. Bacon wrapped scallops , “I ,Claudius” and a crisp, cold walk through Crichton Park looking at the lights made for our Christmas Eve. Merry Christmas to all my beloved Bitch Buds and especially Rosie – for giving me a great present this year. >: )

  42. i got two of the best presents a guy could get, a blow job, and a loverly piece of ass. not from same female either.

  43. Hay Painey – our ecumenical creche now has Tintin and Snowy, standing between Boromir and The 10th Doctor.
    You taking the Boy & Squeeze to see the flick when they’re here?

  44. excellent, i have a captain haddock that i’ve had for years, he is missing his pipe tho. skyped the boy yesterday, we spoke at great length about the movie decided the whole family would go see it when they’re here. i have read everyone of the books, some in french too. tintin in tibet and the shooting star would be cool on film

  45. that movie has been getting great reviews, if you guys do go, give me a critique. i get weepy, watching the trailers…my middle name is sap^^

  46. Us aussi. We anthropomorphise EVERYTHING! If you hear on the news that a couple were turfed from a multiplex for saying “Rooooooooooooooo” you’ll know who it is.

  47. Life Sucks…I would have taken advantage of the 2 for one deal at the local whorehouse myself…if I wasn’t involved in a relationship. It’s damn nice of the girls to put out a little extra at christmas though. I guess its proof even a hard hearted working girl gets a little softer during christmas.

    We had a blast at Mom’s, we had a brand new baby, my niece just gave birth to last month. Which kept all the women clucking & checking in on him, while us men drank a bit more than usual. All the kid’s were yelling & jumping and just so busy (& hyped up on christmas goodies) that just watching them was wearing us older folks out. The newest member of the family didn’t even bother to fully wake up for his feeding.
    All in all lots of food, treats & good cheer…. damn i’m glad its over ~;)

  48. me too mr more, i had a rough day yesterday w/o the boy but we’re heading for me ma’s to play games. ttfn-the bear got me the freak brothers compendium and my big brudder filled up my kobo with many words^^

  49. Awesome collection of the FFFBs, Painey – I bought that collection at Strange Adventures about a year ago – funnier than a bag of singing pitchforks. Man, are we on the same wavelength or what?

  50. ” i had a rough day yesterday w/o the boy”

    Aww *hugs* I can only imagine how tough that was. 🙁

  51. ME Ivan???? What did I do? I’m glad you liked whatever I gave you… :/

    Hope everyone had a good time and a big thank-you and hugs to my Christmas Elves who saved my bacon this season… <3

  52. It was the same gift Wheelie P gave the security guard. 8 X 12 nudies. Yowza! Hot Camera, Hot Camera. >: )

  53. yes, i am curious about that too rosie and also xeno said she didn’t get a dog. did you want a dog? i can get you some^^

  54. Yes, I wanted a dog, and hinted very broadly.
    Yesterday morning, I heard something to the effect that I must have been a good girl. I said “I have been, and Santa told me I’m getting a dog as the rest of my present from you, too”
    Aesop: “I’m spoiling you…”

  55. No tree, no lights, no mall trolling with the masses, no decorations, no presents, no last minute shit, no photos, no Christmas carols = one fucking peaceful-ass Christmas. I think more people should try it at least once – it’s an instant de-stresser. I spent 40 years going out of my mind with consumer stress during the holiday season – this was one nice change.

    Not to say we won’t buy gifts and get a tree next year – it was lovely to hear the sound of contentment in Hillbilly Hollow except that the Mayor’s trying out his new pig calls for the New Year’s Eve party at the rec centre – is ‘ZZOOOOWWWWWIIIIEEEEE even a word or is that Zippy the Pinhead howling on the wharf?

  56. “No tree, no lights, no mall trolling with the masses, no decorations, no presents, no last minute shit, no photos, no Christmas carols “

    in other words, your christmas sucked. I like everything about christmas, even the big bad evil commercialism part of it.

  57. BTW, one of my new years resolutions is to grow intolerant of thecoast’s slow page updates. If I can’t get a page in 1.5 times what i consider to be reasonable, I will go to cbc or ctv.

    some people have complained about the clicky group that is here. I’ll bet that the slow page updates keep more new participants away than the clicky group does.

  58. TJ902 checking in. Watched basketball till my eyes damn near fell out of my head, ate treats, got a noise complaint, saw the fam, went for Breakfast at Cora’s, saw my good budy in town from BC, placed a 43 dollar MCDonald’s order for the boys last night, and working today feelin like I’m 9 months pregnant with a bag of rocks.

    And my room mate got me this!:

    http://www.blessthisstuff.com/imagens/stuf&hellip;

    Best Christmas ever. Thinkin about Moncton to New Years.

  59. I had a pretty good Christmas too. Well Christmas Day — Boxing Day sucked. My mom fell in the kitchen and smacked her head and was unconscious for who knows how long. Anyway she ended up with a concussion and losing most of her memory and we spent the day in the hospital.

    She’s home now and doing a’ight, though. We’re going to brave the malls today. I need a new window blind, some trimclad and some insulin. Wish us luck. :|

    And since we’re sharing gifts, heehee, my parents got me this (the real thing, not the replica in this pic):

    http://www.shopping-handbags-replica.com/i&hellip;

  60. I’m with you TTFN, no tree , although she did set up her christmas village, no shopping…does going to the liquor store on Thursday count ?…no maddening crowds no wrapping AHHHHH no wrapping ~:)

    Christmas day was the usual family get together, & boxing day is for yourself (or at least it is in my clan) so my honey & I stayed home, watched movies, played games on the computer. After supper we had a few drinks, and a quiet evening together.

    Later today we’re heading in to check out the deals on DVD’s & Blue’s there are a bunch of stores with large selections only available after christmas.

    Nice to hear about the happy ending Petty, with your poor ole Mum. Could of been worse, she’s on the mend though so don’t let her over do it at the malls….head trauma is no joke ,yet so few people realise how serious a concussion really is.

  61. Hay GV: maybe the slow load time for the pages on here’s because your internet sucks?

    I have fibreOP and the pages load instantaneously on here. And when I’m at work they load ALMOST instantaneously. *shrug* Just a thought.

    And thanks, guys. My mom’s feeling a lot better but she’s tiring easily. We didn’t go crazy with the shopping today, though the idiots were out in full force… and there seemed to be a trend of small cars parking in two spaces and idiot chicks in huge SUVs not looking where they’re going, not using turn signals and not grasping the concept of four-way stops. FFS.

    That and hooligans teenagers all over the damn place getting in the way and being loud and shit. No wonder people hate them. *shakes fist*

    If I ever have kids I’m sending them to live with their grandparents from the ages of 13 to 19.

  62. Hello again! Christmas was pretty good for me. Got some new clothes and a fancy new chair and my brother got me GTA for the PSP. ^^ Also, all my gifts seemed to go over rather well.

  63. yeah kitty, and mine loads pages very cooly too. and i’m using a wireless internet stick job. a ra-link one, that is only about 1 inch, by 1/2 inch, by about 1/4 inch thick. i paid 15 bucks, and works fucking fantastic. fiuck you cable and other wired internet companies.

  64. PK, I just did an internet speed test test, I have 13.6Mb/s download and .47Mb/s upload to a server in Europe.

    Yet, the LTWWB main page takes 3 seconds to load, but I can’t scroll down until the ads are fully loaded which take about 30-45seconds.

    For troubleshooting purposes, I set my browser’s security to max. and the page refresh rates are instant, but I don’t get ads.
    Unfortunately, this is not solution for me, with the settings at max, many of thecoast.ca settings will not run.for example

    For anyone reading this, don’t get me wrong, I have nothing against advertisements, I am against long refresh rates. Clean those up, and I’m a happy consumer.

  65. Who’s your internet carrier? I just did a test and my download speed is 29.89Mb/s and my upload is 6.53Mb/s (wireless). I switched to aliant’s fibreOP this month and I really notice a difference. It’s cheaper too and I love the new TV interface and picture quality. 🙂

    The wireless at work is the shits, though. They re-wired the entire building but it hasn’t gone live yet so I end up using my 3g data on my iPhone at work if I do use it at all. THe wired is pretty fast, though.

  66. shit guys, use fucking wireless,my download time is 54 mbps, and uplink is at 49 mbps. aliant and eastlink can’t even come close.

  67. that is about twice as fast than me. I’d switch to your IP in a sec. but I don’t pay for my IP, it is included in my lease.

    So what you are saying…..your browser never gets hung up on advertisers?

    When on thecoast.ca, the bottom of my browser is constantly hanging on googleads and doubleclik urls. This is true for me, if I use chrome, IE, or firefox. and it’s true if I use yeastlink broadband, or my 3g connection with Blell Alliance.

    I have a laptop and a notebook, and an android. And, I also have a desktop at my workplace network……. they all suck but only on thecoast.ca, are you telling me that it’s my fault?

    I am confused. Please someone explain this to me. i just want to browse this site without the long refresh waits.

  68. I notice this site takes longer than other sites to load too, on my Android phone, laptop and computer at work but the work computer is shitty, so that’s understandable.

  69. I don’t really notice that much of a difference. *shrug* Maybe try installing AdBlock?

  70. I don’t understand what ads you are talking about? I don’t have any. I use firefox 8.01, and have added ghostery and adblock plus. The Coast loads up on the cookies, so I have to clear them out occasionally and I also check for LSOs ‘super cookies’

    I am usually on several sites simultaneously, so I will often just hit the refresh button on the bitch main page. The little column to the right has the recent comments, so I can tell at a glance what the new postings are.

    I also always use the ‘activity monitor’ on my mac, set to network-there are green lines for incoming data and red ones for outgoing, so I have a visual on data speed…

    Sounds like something’s clogging up your ‘series of tubes’ there, Jeeves…

  71. I don’t pretend to know much about computers other than what they tell me GV and these specs people mention go right over my head BUT when I try to get the Coast site at work, a window comes up and says “a running script is causing your computer to run slow” and I have the choice of “Try Again” or “Cancel”. At home, my computer says “This site has been modified due to a running script”, I have IE9. Again the running script.
    The only other sites thus far that give a little trouble are NFL.com and ESPN Fantasy Football. My computer may just be a little past it in terms of functionability. I don’t know. Just putting it out there.

  72. And also, GV, let me get this straight, your resolution is to be LESS tolerant? That’s a tall order bruh..

    just bustin your chops lol

  73. lol probably so PG. I enjoy his posts for the most part.

    I also have 2 posting personalities.

    The “at work” TJ902 and the “just got home, self medicated and chilled out” TJ902. The at home one is more relaxed and forgiving, the at work shows is more uptight and shows no restraint, mercy or compassion.

    Right now I’m at work, but not really working. So it’s a mix of both.

  74. *opens book, makes a note of party cat’s party time* – duly noted Sir, duly noted. Except my shots have to be girly … I know I know. Once had the misfortune of sneezing during a straight raspberry vodka shot … had raspberry burn alllll through the sinuses. Beautiful, just such a joyus experience which has since turned me off “hard” shots.

    “posting personalities” yup, that’s quite real. I’m definitely not as “loud” a person (as I may seem?) unless drunk … or anonymous … tis but the internets http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldw330bV&hellip;

    Ok, off to mall mes biatches. Trying to pin down a New Year outfit is tedious and flippin’ irritating … …………….. *insert annoying only child tantrum here*

  75. Dang PG, you are making me blush. The other day, you hurt my feeling when you told me that wasnt much different than sebastion, now i know you were just yanking my chain.

  76. That would’ve been me, GV. I said you were one step up from Sebastard. And you kind of are with some of your posts. Sometimes you sound like a nice guy and other times you sound like a bit of a jerkface.

    I really really like nice GV and I think you should stay that way. 🙂

  77. “i think gv may have split personalities^^that’s why he fits in”

    I think a lot of us post according to our mood. I know i do. For instance, I’m pissed off as FUCK right now (I’ve started shooting straight vodka, which is a sure sign that PK is pissed. the. fuck. off.), so if there were new bitches, or even new loves, I’d likely rip any hint of stupidity to shreds.

    When I’m in a decent mood, I tend to be more sympathetic. When I’m in a great mood I can even [sometimes] understand some stupidity… to a point.

    On a semi-related note: does anyone have any faces I can punch? Preferably stupid ones, though, I’m not picky at this point.

  78. You can be my designated face puncher PK. You can start with this asshole who just sent me a rude e-mail and my boss somehow found out about and called me at home last night to order me not to respond to it. You know how hard it is for me not to respond to stuff like that!! I just want to send him this.

    http://memecreator.net/business-cat/showim&hellip;

    I don’t picture you as loud Donk, I envision you being very calm and serene, I’ve never really seen you rattled.

    http://images.cheezburger.com/completestor&hellip;

    Hope your new years is awesome

  79. Oh and girly shots are A-OK with me. Bring friends! Be happy that raspberry vodka wasn’t JD or somethin.. that still sounds like a nasty experience.

  80. Hitting is never an option, unless there are no other options.
    Then go for the kill, because its not a game anymore, now its serious.

  81. pk, the problem is: only half the time that you think I’m being a jerkface….I really am being a jerkface. I admit it, and its just because I like to argue the most rational or believeable rather than based on right or wrong. So when a gay person claims that they were being persecuted by a private security guard for kissing, I ask ‘private security guards don’t patrol city owned public places, were you loitering on private property?’.

    the other half of the time, I’m challenging an attitude that is prevailent amongst Haligonians, and you tear up one side of me and down the other. lol.

    It ussually has something to do with an attitude that it is the government’s responsibility or fault. I hate the whining sniveling stories that come out of the hard done by Haligonians that have a tendancy to play victim rather than do something about their situation. How many of them have sat around waiting for things to get better, meanwhile their neighbors went to Alberta for several years to earn a respectable living. We have returned with some savings and work experience. Most importantly we have return with a sense of pride, determination, an ethic to get things done instead of whining about it.

  82. *updates Facebook’s about me section: is very calm, meditative, serene, and rarely rattled.* Hahaha, I kid. Good to know I don’t come off toooooooooo crazay.

    I’m positive tomorrow will be a blast 😀 and I hope your night is lovely as well TJ!

    Happy New Year Coasters.

  83. I’m glad she took the bottle away from Teddy, could have become a prickly situation.
    Saw “War Horse” tonight! Very good movie. It will put you through the gamut of emotions so have tissues handy.

  84. Well, guys, I got one shot in (not even), heard my mom vomiting in the bathroom… went to check on her, then 10 minutes later started vomiting myself. But, I hadn’t eaten since that afternoon so all I had were the dry heaves. I’ve never been that sick before. Ever. I couldn’t even keep water down and the only thing that helped was tylenol 3. But I literally spend 24 hours dry heaving every hour on the hour. I feel ok-ish now — certainly well enough to actually eat (which I haven’t in 48 hours), but my ribs are killing me. So much for tonight’s festivities.

    And I’m no longer mad, rather I’m deeply saddened by the stupidity of others and their absolute lack of insight into consequences of actions and their lack of analytical foresight.

    But I’ll tell ya, getting THAT sick is the epitome of kicking someone when they’re down. *shakes head*

  85. Happy New Year to you too Robyn! Though it’s just three o’clock here, you posting from Australia or something?
    Hope you and your mom feel better soon PK, not sure what your anger was about but maybe you can post it in a bitch come January 3rd.

  86. Happy New Years to one & all.
    Let us all hope for Peace on Earth, or at least alien contact … hostile or otherwise in the coming year.

    It might actually be a nice change, us killing other sentient beings, as opposed to simply killing each other. Which might act as a catalyst for Earthlings to pull together instead of constantly pulling in different directions.

    So even if your still projectile vomiting, suffering the runs, or just in a funk with no idea what to do tonight & no bullets for your gun.

    It could be worse, you could be dead !
    Or maybe that’s better ?!?
    After all everyone who dies never comes back to talk about it…might be the best thing ever ~;p

    Or you can go out to a big Party somewhere with a bunch of strangers ( & maybe even a friend or 2) & drink your faces off, dance party hearty & have a good time.
    One note on this ,you can die by over drinking especially if combined with lots of Drugs, pharmaceutical or other.
    If you are in a gambling mood you can try that & see if you live to suffer the hangover that’s sure to be a doozy.
    In closing I’m going to try the drugs & alcohol route with friends & some family, with the added adventure of fireworks at midnight…after all what could possibly go wrong with booze, liquor & explosives all combined together by intelligent, adult humans in a Party mood.

    I’ll let you know how it goes…& if I can’t, you’ll read about it in the papers ~:)

    Happy Happy , joy joy fellow bitchers

  87. No runs, only vomiting! Yay?

    My NYE was going to be low key anyway so no huge loss.

    I hope the door doesn’t hit ya on the ass on the way out, 2011!!!

  88. Xeno… my friend’s dog is having puppies if you want one… and if anyone knows of a job for me let me know… just got ‘let go’ for being a good citizen… >sigh<

  89. HANNAH ARENDT ON THINKING

    “Thinking does not bring knowledge as do the sciences.
    Thinking does not produce usable practical wisdom.
    Thinking does not solve the riddles of the universe.
    Thinking does not endow us directly with the power to act.”

    Hannah Arendt – “The Life of the Mind: Thinking” (1978)

    So why think?

    For Arendt, “thinking is the distinctly human capacity that makes it possible to approach Being and to search for meaning in existence.”

    Daniel Maier-Katkin – “Stranger from Abroad: Hannah Arendt, Martin Heidegger, Friendship and Forgiveness” (2010)

    So let’s start thinking!

    Happy New Year!

    A pleasure as always.

    Cheerio!

  90. Sorry about your rumbly tumbly PK. Made me think of this:
    http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.&hellip;

    Low key NYE at the dacha, as well. Pizzatown Canadian Classic, miserable fat Belgian bastard beer and a double bill of “Lock, Stock, & 2 Smoking Barrels” and “Snatch”
    Now I know why Donarious always calls me “Sneaky Fuckin’ Russian” >: )

    Gonna spend the rest of the weekend idly leafing through Hannah Arendt’s “Cato in Montreal – a Report on the Evil of Banality” and watching season 1 of that new Saudi sit-com, “Little Synagogue on the Hejaz” – what a thigh-slapper.
    Best of 2012 to y’all.
    RAWK!

  91. Great story, Painey. Yeah, I thoroughly enjoyed the movies. The lad I work with loaned me the DVDs about 3 months ago. Must be nice having the kids around the house, huh?

  92. Happy New 2012, everyone!

    I am recovering nicely from last night’s revel, and soon I will prepare myself for a ‘hoppin’ john party’ to start the new year right. (Eating Hoppin’ John on New Year’s Day is thought to bring a prosperous year filled with luck)

    Rosie, Thanks for the offer of a puppy-still looking here..there is a preponderance of pit bulls in this area (not my favorite dog) and other dogs are mostly from ‘down south’ (where there are more ‘kill’ shelters) You look at the dog’s picture or maybe a video, and it is driven north several hundred miles to you…Exception to the pit bull phobia was a lovely ‘blue nose’ dog I met outside Johnny’s fish fry in Dartmouth last summer. It was not a special nova scotian PB breed, name notwithstanding!

    PK-sorry you are unwell-remember eat white food for the hershey squirts (potatoes, white bread, rice, etc.)

    Moman-happy new year to you, and your little dog, too.

    My New Year’s wish for you is that you will use some of that intellectualism that you bandy about on demonstrations of higher order thinking. Despite (or because of) your ‘intellectualism’, you continually grasp for the ‘low hanging fruit’ e.g. thoughts at the lower end of the thinking hierarchy. You stay at the bottom rungs—the knowledge, comprehension and identification areas—rather than reach for the higher order thinking such as synthesis and analysis, almost as if you are afraid of heights. Also, you continually ask others do define or explain things to you. I think that in 2012 you should maybe fly your intellectual kite a bit higher, non?

    Un plaisir, en tant que toujours!

    Salut, et Nouvelle Année Heureuse !

  93. it is beyond awesome, they got their tattoos yesterday^^i love having a house full of people. line ups for the bathroom and i’m last but that’s otay. heading to mas for some grub and games

  94. Oh, and Rosie–sorry about having to look for a new gig. Screw them! You’ll find someplace better!

  95. Interesting post Monsieur, gave me something to think about.

    New Year’s resolutions anyone? With my vast intellect, honed wit and chiselled 5″ 11″, 205 lb frame, it’s hard to find things to improve on. Of course, I jest, I’m more like 208 lbs.
    I resolve to become even more planet friendly, this bloody rock we live on has been doing it’s thing for approximately four billion years with hundreds of thousands species coming and going. We are here now and we will go but, if we give back a bit maybe our stay will be a little bit longer.

  96. I’m binding my feet, Chinese style so as to reduce my footprint upon the Earth. I’m also going to help reduce Global warming by specifically targeting greenhouse gasses – eating more methane producing vegetarian quadrupeds and telling more people to STFU!

  97. Pibbles are great pups Xeno! Never met one I didn’t like… I run a group page on Skynet called Bully4Me and we work towards the education of Pibbles and the rehoming of all bully breeds

    They weren’t called ‘The Nanny Dog’ for nothing 😉

  98. RSVPs

    : Xenophilia (Jan 1, 11:41AM)

    I “continually grasp for the ‘low hanging fruit?'” Xeno, didn’t you understand all my posts? I was continually exercising my capacity which “makes it possible to approach Being and to search for the meaning in existence.” I thought you knew that but I guess I was wrong. (There are TWO little dogs Xeno, both whippets which I recommend.)

    : troondon formosus (1:35PM) Glad you appreciated it Troon, unlike others I could name.

    Have a Thoughtful New Year!

    A pleasure as always.

    Cheerio!

  99. Thanks for the well wishes, guys. Friday was an absolute horror (my ma’s sick too) and we just laid in bed in my room trying to sleep between the heaving episodes. We felt better yesterday and over did it so now we both feel crummy again – very tired and weak. But all we can do is let it pass. At least I have a furry pair of kittehs, a comfy bed and a good book to keep me company. And if I *have* to be sick with anyone, might as well be with my ma. *shrug*

    I made a couple resolutions for this year — ones I’ve never made before and I’m feeling quite good about them. 2012 is all about simplifying things and eating more chinese food 🙂

    PS: sorry about your job loss, rosie. Assholes! I’m sure something’ll come up real soon!!! (with better hours too!)

    Happy 2012, everyone! 🙂

  100. Oh, sorry, you guys who love pit bulls…A dear friend had one for years that was very gentle and protective of her twin boys…nevertheless…their mouths are just too large…kinda creeps me out. I did meet the sweetest one this summer, though! It ad the coloring of a grey weimeraner. it was a lovely dog, and the owner told me it was a ‘bluenose’ I said ‘oh, a Nova Scotia terrier, how cool!’ He then told me about pink vs blue noses, none of which I remember…

    The dogs I have been looking at are huge- Great Pyrenees, Newfies, etc. Hasta be good with gatos, though, what with her royal greyness and all…

    The dog I had in Halifax was half white shepherd and half husky, but that’s just a wee bit more active than I’m thinking (huskies love to run and pull!).

    Thanks, MMan for recommending whippets. When I was 17, I worked at a dog track as a ‘lead out’…I like greyhounds, too, but there’s the whole cat issue (greyhounds like to run and chase things/whippets are just mini greyhounds) plus, it reminds me of the ‘Lake Wobegon Whippets’ the losingist team ever.

    I’m more of a big dog person. I like that dog Asta, on the Thin Man but terriers dig, and there’s the whole cat problem…

  101. —–
    Low hanging fruit
    —–

    I think Hannah Arendt covered that in her book, “The Banality of Trolling.

  102. WHAT IS THINKING?

    Since the comments relating to my post “Hannah Arendt on Thinking” were particularly banal – Xenophilia (Jan. 1, 8:54PM) yobbering about whippets being “just mini greyhounds” while Wheeliep Bader’s (Jan. 2, 8:52AM) reference to Arendt’s “The Banality of Trolling” attains new depths of mindlessness – I thought it might be an idea to expand on her (Arendt’s, not Xeno’s) concept of the nature of thinking.

    Arendt’s conception of the nature of thinking inquired into the activity itself, an activity conceived independently of any particular object of thought. So, thinking was not identical with thinking about the objects and processes of the natural world (science), not about the attainment of “usable” wisdom (pragmatism), not about solving the riddle of the universe (i.e., metaphysical systems) and not about endowing us “directly” with the power to act. Note the quotation marks – Arendt was not a simple pragmatist but she certainly maintained that thinking had a profound effect on our “Being in the World.” (Arendt was a student (and lover) of Heidegger who asked that show-stopping question, “Why is there something rather than nothing?” That “something,” of course, was “Being” as it existed in “Time,” the title of his major philosophical work being “Sein und Zeit.”) Anyway, how did Arendt conceive of the contentless activity of thinking?

    Thinking for Arendt consisted of an “internal dialogue.” Note the word “dialogue.”
    Thinking, in other words, consisted of the conversation between the duality of “me” and “myself,” a conversation that could range over any given content. But the conversation was critical, the “myself” took a critical stance, usually in the form of questioning, of the “me.” (If only the “me” was functioning, then one could descend into fanaticism, like Heidegger himself who became a Nazi in return for the chancellorship of the University of Freiberg.) Further, the conversation did not depend on intelligence, to say nothing of formal academic qualifications. It was a natural product like the appreciation of music or poetry. It was simply a natural product of of man’s Being in the World. Thinking did have an outcome however, but not in any narrow pragmatic sense. Thinking issued out into “judgement” in which man took a reasoned stand on issues central to his Being. For Arendt, the worst failure of man was not evil itself but “thoughtlessness,” that by which thoroughly ordinary men (like “Eichmann in Jerusalem”) could mindlessly be complicit in acts of unimaginable horror.

    So let’s make it a Thoughtful New Year!

    A pleasure as always.

    Cheerio!

  103. How sad about that fire in Dartmouth! I used to ride my bike and walk the dog on the path that runs by that building all the time.

  104. I’m glad to hear you have a plan in place Ivan, and, certainly, I wish you the best of luck in your endeavors. PK, you plan to simplify your life by eating more Chinese food this year. Let’s hear some more!!

  105. i plan to ride my bike all year long critter guy. if anyone is a fan of tintin books, i would recommend the movie, tho they combined two books into one. we didn’t see it in 3d, you don’t need to, to enjoy it

  106. NEW HORIZONS OF ARENDTIAN INTROSPECTION

    First, let me congratulate The Sodomite (Jan. 2, 10:28AM) on his elevation to the rank of Assistant Moderator from which position he will vet all attempts at humour permitted on LTWWB based, of course, on his own primitive standards. But Bird, don’t hesitate to discipline him if he gets out of line. If he does, put a large crotch cricket in his pants to claw at his ball sack. Now, having gotten rid of that arser, to the matter at hand.

    Montrealman has pondered on Hannah Arendt’s construct of that internal dialogue between “me” and “myself” which is constitutive of thinking and – is there no limit to the depth and subtlety of his reflection? – will proceed to apply the model to HIMSELF!

    It goes like this: The dual nature of his consciousness consists of “myself” otherwise known as “Montrealman” while “me” is embodied in the the “Real-World Me” (R-WM). The former is bold and fearless – he’ll put it up his opponent’s orifice where it belongs – but the R-WM is more mannerly, even somewhat reticent. The consequence is that they are not always see eye-to-eye. For example, the R-WM might ask Montrealman whether it was really necessary to call The Sodomite an “arser” but Montrealman does not bother with such trifles. “Go for it!” he says, “and let the chips fall where they may!”

    Difficulties arise, however, where no clear compromise is visible, where the differences between Montrealman and the R-WM do not admit of ready resolution. This is where a new level of Arendtian introspection called for. To adjudicate such differences a new and higher agent, the TRANSCENDENTAL ME makes his appearance on the stage of consciousness. The Transcendental Me is, in effect, that harmonious philosophical embodiment of Montrealman and the R-WM, the specifics of whom I have yet to work out. This is, after all, a work in progress.

    A pleasure as always.

    Cheerio!

  107. Typos:

    1. 3rd, paragraph, line 4: “do” for “are”

    2. 4th, paragraph, line 3: “is” called for

    A pleasure as always.

    Cheerio!

  108. “Thinking does not bring knowledge as do the sciences
    Thinking does not produce usable practical wisdom.
    Thinking does not solve the riddles of the universe.
    Thinking does not endow us directly with the power to act”

    This is all inherently incorrect. To disassociates thinking from science and action, it makes it seem antithetical in a way.

    Newton, Darwin, Einstein, Kepler, Copernicus, Hawking, Pasteur, Mendeleev, Dirac, Hubble, Maxwell…. just a few of our greatest thinkers, all give lie to it.

    If “Thinking does not endow us directly with the power to act”, what does?

    Please don’t make me read any more of your divel, I just can’t stand the thought ;).

  109. RSVPs

    : The Sneerer (Jan. 2, 9:30PM) –

    (a) You must try to understand what Arendt said about science before quickly dismissing her views as as “inherently incorrect.” What she actually said was that science produces knowledge but that such scientific knowledge is not the same thing as thinking itself – by which she meant the structure of thought which underlies and produces that knowledge.

    (b) “If ‘Thinking does not endow us directly with the power to act,’ what does?”

    You must try to understand what Arendt actually said before rushing to reject it. Do you see the word “directly?” Arendt actually said that thinking does endow us with the power to act but only INDIRECTLY. In other words, thinking culminates in judgement which THEN endows us with the power to act. Right thinking is therefore distinct from right judgement which, in its turn, is distinct from right action (which was, although I did not mention it in my posts, the distinguishing human characteristic in her classic work, “The Human Condition.”)

    (c) “Please do not make me read any more of your drivel, I just can’t stand the thought of it.”

    In the same way as you dismissed Arendt on scientific knowledge and the relationship of thinking to action – that is, on the basis of your ignorance of both – so now you dismiss my views as “drivel” on the same basis, i.e., your obvious ignorance of them. And oh yes, you mustn’t confound your ignorance with “thought.” In the absence of such thought all you can do is what you usually do: sneer.

    Don’t write back. This will go nowhere.

    Not a pleasure as always.

    Cheerio!

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