This love goes out to The Coast. Every week, without fail, you take me on a trip through a range of emotions I otherwise would have forgotten existed. It’s getting kind of close to valentines day, I was, uhh, wondering… do you… have a Valentine? If not, well, I have some freaky plans in mind. —I Want To Be A Coast Host
This article appears in Jan 26 – Feb 1, 2012.


sorry, I think it’s going out with the Metro.
The horrid is looking for a date though.
It’s that ugly one over there in the corner, masturbating to the centerfold in Fred
Zed … your centerfold reference made me think of this … http://youtu.be/BqDjMZKf-wg … maybe they’ll have a pillow fight and get their freak on amongst the feathers.