I’ve met the most wonderful girl. She has the most beautiful brown eyes, the biggest tattas, the funniest personality… she takes all of the bullshit I went through with you, you soul-less, fat, fake, immature, hairy tatta’d loser, and helps me forget the mistake I made.
She is feminine, she’s smarter than you, she makes a lot of money. I almost screwed myself if I’d have married you. Enjoy your life, retard. —Woop
This article appears in Jul 15-21, 2010.
in other words good luck and god speed 🙂
You know you have issues when …
The key to you’re new love is that she’s NEW! Give it a while and I’m sure you’ll be just as bitter and whiny about how much you hate her, too
she must be a winner then.
Yeah, this guy comes across as a real winner. LOL. He’s just describing his blow up doll.
You’re simply going thru the old ‘Isn’t it great we both love to shove earwax up our left nostril’ stage – lasts about 18 months – then, let the mind games commence.
So, over your ex much?
ok – if the former “she” had hairy tatta’s you’re switching teams and dating women?
sounds about right.. and I’d certainly like to think so.
So your new girl is great because she puts up with “all of the bullshit”? How nice for you to have your very own human doormat. I’m sure the relationship will be quite fullfilling.
And whomever this hairy-tittied girl is, she obviously still has quite an effect on you; otherwise why else would you be writing about her after meeting “the most wonderful girl”.
I’d like to hear the other sides opinion on this person: terms like small dick and limp noodle spring to mind, never mind self opinionated little arsehole.
I agree Basil – this is a pretty sad and pathetic example of self aggrandizement, if you ask me. Dude sounds like a frigging douche. “Me tha man, me have big dickie, you dumb woman, rooooaar!” I feel sad for the new bimbo, especially since he sees her second most important trait as her tattas. Also on the list “she makes a lot of money.” Must work overtime at the Palace. Dear god, get over yourself you whiny insecure piece of turd.
Time for some rhyme:
I once banged a girl called Maria
Who thought the world of meeeaaa
But when I saw the hairy paps
I said take a look at these furry chaps
And then I noted that she was fat
And the hair was worse down on her twat
didn’t stop me from shagging her
Even if the tits had fur
now I have a brand new love
Who lets me slip it in her velevet glove
Is good Lord Basil of Fawlty. Here is poem for which Osip Mandelstam receive 20 year in strict regime camp without right of communication :
“Vas good party comrade name Serge
Could not control sexual urge.
He made forward pass
at Chairman’s vife’s ass.
So he vas shot.”
In my country every schoolboy learn this poem.
c’mon zZz man, your turn for some prose…rawk please
will think of something on the bus home… post later if anything comes to mind. it’s going to be angry though… can’t help being in a perpetually pissed off condition lately.
otay buddy, i’m sure they’ll be lots o anger inducing muses on l’autobus^^
My ex once sent an email informing me that his new girlfriend was too young and too blonde to be concerned with whatever issues he had with me. This bitch sounds a lot like something he’d say.
If it is you, you stalking ginger bastard, what did you ever do with my underwear? Are you still wearing them or did you give them to the new girl as a gift?
It’s funny, I haven’t even thought of you in months up until this childish bitch was posted. Good luck with your bitterness, even if this isn’t my ex.
All I got out of that was he dated a chick with hairy tits. Ewwwwww
^^ We heard you liked to read bitches, so we put a bitch in your bitch so you can read while you read!
Well, dunno ’bout y’all but, my Saturday is made. Off to listen to muzak on the Commons 😀