I agreed to drive you to the clinic because your car was being borrowed and the only seats left there were on different sides of the room. After a minute you got up to get a magazine, and felt the need to get right in my face and say how a woman’s ass beside you was taking up half your seat. Did you really have to tell me this when the room was dead silent, in a less than quiet voice? I know that you’re pushing 67, but that’s no excuse. You have no mental illnesses, you’re just a nosy old woman. You do this all the time and I’ve told you to stop whenever I’m out with you, but old habits die hard. —Frustrated Daughter
This article appears in Oct 18-24, 2012.
tell her to behave next time or to take the bus. Just because they are family does not excuse them from considerate behavior in public.
Try wheeling around a half-blind, demented mater who insisted on screaming: ‘WHO’S THAT CUNT?’ at every woman who passed by.
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oh ttfn, after hearing all your stories about your ma all i can think of is this movie http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPR1a8B9YtU
HHHAHHAHAHHAHHA!!!!!
TTFN That person sounds like she’d be a lot of fun.Lol…Just joking.
O my now that would be embarrassing. Maybe you should sit elsewhere next time. No one needs that humiliation. TTFN; hilarious. But only because it wasn’t me wheeling her around. Unreal!!
OB , you drove her to the appointment, simply wait in the car.
THen she can say whatever she wants & you won’t even be aware of what she’s up to !
yeah, til she punches someone. you need to look out for your old folks
gad, i would be crawling under a chair, however, PG is totally correct, you can’t just stay out in the car. it’s turnaround time, years ago your mum had to face strangers after 2 year old you
1. barfed on the escalator
2. shouted ‘my pee pee is itchy’ in church
3. tried to lift ladies’ skirts at a funeral.
i like big asses, more cushion for pushin’.
What are you going on about ?
Her mother isn’t a damn invalid, she has her own car & still drives, but had lent it out, so letting her walk into her own appointment has gotta be easier than driving a car.
Also
I’ve never barfed on an escalator,was that something we were suppose to do ? I was born in a small town we didn’t have a building over 3 stories & there was only one of those !
I brought a resturant pack of peanut butter to the church to make the eating the host a bit less dry. But so what’s the big deal with that ? Was the only time I can remember it didn’t make me want to gag. Although It did manage to piss of every adult member of my family , present or not ~:)
I was always more respectful than to lift & or pull on anyone’s clothes….now looking at ther’ rack when they weren’t looking , Yeah I did that …. still do !
Maw-uh-um!!!
Lol, old people crack me up. You never know what they’re going to say. It could be rude, funny, sexist, homophobic, racist, etc… They’re old, they don’t care what anyone thinks and they won’t change, no matter what you say to them. I can’t wait to be old and cranky, chasing young whippersnappers off my lawn while shaking my cane at them. Fuck yeah!
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