Dear tenant,
We would collectively like to congratulate you on your mind-bending orgasm received last night. We would also like to congratulate you on the many numerous renditions of various Kelly Clarkson songs that you have decided to share with us over the past couple months, in such a comical manner.
Good job.
Please buy a gag… or voice lessons.
—-The Collective Subconscience of the Third Floor
This article appears in Dec 3-9, 2009.
Hahahahaha! I enjoyed that. It sounds like the place I moved out of in August. Perhaps you live on Westridge Dr in Clayton Park? The only difference that we experienced was the fact that after sex, the guy would end up coughing like mad, most likely because he smoked dope everyday.
Awesome bitch
Ahh the wonders of living in a concrete building…
It’s like living in a house, really. Try finding one of those, OP…you won’t be sorry. I used to live in a shit palace build of sticks and nails and…*barf*
Fever lived in the same building as the Notorious BIG.
Yeah if the Notorious BIG was a skinny white guy who with a skanky fat girlfriend.
Biggie had tits too. And Lil Kim could pass for a white chick.
I had no idea Biggie was alive and well living in Clayton Park as a skinny white dude. He’s recently been spotted at Walmart in Oklahoma: http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-conten…
Let’s hijack this thread for a discussion on Biggie, and whether or not he’s alive. I’m sure I used to see what could pass for his mom sitting on Gottingen Street a few years ago. You know, the middle-aged black woman sitting out front of Kit Kat Convenience with the size EE titties.
Q— those are ZZ baby, I know the woman you’re talking about. She’s usually in front of library on Gottingen now. That’s some really scary shit.
Hahah, she’s Halifamous! I wouldn’t be surprised if they’re dragging along the ground by now.
Since this topic is about sex, I wonder what she’s like in bed… but only for the kinky, gross-me-out so much it’s funny factor. You could probably bounce on her knockers like they were trampolines. I bet she’d be fun.
You probably wouldn’t know whether or not if it was a fold of fat or the real deal!
“You probably wouldn’t know whether or not if it was a fold of fat or the real deal!”
Who cares, more cushion for the pushin’!
Mama Jugs!
Now there’s a woman who can pass off the “unsupported in public” look with grace and elegance.
😀
…and you KNOW that bitch is probably getting more ass than all of us.
Kind of hard to not get more ass than me…
*Cries*.
hows about just keeping her mouth full of something???????
qpmzwonxeibcruv i think biggies mom is named rosie and them are triple ttt’s haha , couple years ago ? Check again i think she hasn’t moved from that spot in said same years man haha. Someone check the square and catch a picture of biggie !!!!!!!
Oh by the way – Barry White is alive and well in calgary – I swear the hell I seen and heard him in Home Depot in North West calgary !!!