I knew you were jealous when I got promoted over you but you pulled a really shit move! All I wanted was a simple phrase to learn in Manderin for when the company sent some big wigs to visit. I realize you don’t work for us anymore but it really doesn’t reflect much on your character to make me look stupid in front of my boss. I know it wasn’t a mistake because you speak it fluently, you’re just a fucking jealous bitch. I had to pretend that I pronounced something wrong but they looked at me pretty strangely when I bowed and said “Your mother’s a whore.” Thanks a lot you cow, don’t ever ask me for a favour again!!! —Payback’s a bitch and I will be, too
This article appears in Dec 9-15, 2010.
Oh no! Ha ha ha… Sorry, OP, but that’s kind of a funny story. I hope you get your vengeance though…
paybacks a bitch……she wins
I couldn’t help but laugh. I guess as someone who isn’t involved in the situation I can see the humour.
Sucky though. Pay back is a bitch!
Hilarious. Now go around Halifax and each time you see a person you suspect speaks Mandarin, repeat that phrase with a big smile for them.
You could have easily turned this around and said that the other co-worker who actually speaks Mandarin told you how to say that.
I don’t understand why you wouldn’t look it up yourself to be sure, especially if you were already weary of the source.
Exactly, Cannatell. This is one of the many uses of the wonderful technology we call the internet: to look shit up.
As those on the love page discovered this week, google translate RAWKS.
Well OP you deserve it because like many have said…you can find this out on the internet…so why would you ask someone who you obviously already thought was jealous of you?
Friggin’ hilarious rank though. I give high fives and ass slaps to the “bitch” who got her to say this 🙂
This bitch is fake
It does kind of sound like a plot device from a bad comedy, or the sort of “true” story that salesmen tell each other when knocking back rum and cokes in an airport departure lounge.
why on earth wouldn’t you at least verify that before using it to clients?!?!?!
talk about lazy.
and now for something completely different
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxig0uUEjTI…
Fake.
How to offend Mandarin speakers the right way:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mandarin_Chin…
mandarin online o.p., try it. there are those that teach it on kijiji too.
You got PWNED. Never trust a competitor! Good job lazy bones.
Now that’s quality funny. I’m sure she would be happy to know you actually fell for it. She wins.
Payback – that was a dumb move on your part. Why didn’t you just google that shit?
Definitely should have looked it up.
Sorry OP but if that’s not rubbing your collegue’s face in the fact that you won the promotion over her, i don’t know what is. You sound like an obtuse, gloating bitch. And stupid too, because you could have easily looked up a few phrases on the internet. It sounds like you got what you deserved…so congrats to your collegue!
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