To the fucking douch bag in the green adidas track suit who gave everyone the finger who passed by, who the fuck do you think you are? And who are those fat slags beside you? Those bitches were ugmo’s and you deserve a public stonning. Go fuck yourself

ps: I was balls deep in your mom last night

This article appears in Jan 24-30, 2008.

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  2. Track suits, yuck! But they’re still better than a pair of those saggy-assed thick cotton grey sweatpants with elastic cuffs at the bottom! I don’t care who’s wearing them either, Daniel Craig or my other favorite, Daniel Day Lewis. If you’re looking to get romantic in those skanky things, you havent a hope in hell!!! 😀

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