It’s Monday night and you know what that means! It’s the night that my neighbours must send their kid to stay with someone else so they can have extremely noisy sex after midnight on a work night!
Note: By extremely noisy I don’t mean I can sort of hear it, I mean it’s loud enough that I have to make sure I’m alone in my bed. *sigh*
—Sleep deprived
This article appears in Jun 4-10, 2009.
Slip a note under their door
If you weren’t sleeping alone I doubt you’d be all huffy about two people doing what comes natural….I mean of course being shitty inconsiderate neighbours, not the sex thing 😉
There have been a few pretty good suggestions in similar past bitches. Here’s a new one: next time you see the couple, say, “You guys were pretty sexy the other night. You really were. Next time, care to be recorded for my porn documentary?” Mortification occurs, shock and horror ensues. Sweet dreams await!
It’s funny… I say EAR PLUGS and no-one hears me….
but raunchy, nasty, narrated sex they hear.
If it’s that bad, just leave when you hear luther vandross… or maybe, if it’s really freak-tacular, primus.
The neighbors STILL complain even if both my lover and I wear ear plugs to bed. hehehehe
Please restrain from telling us about your sex life, kay.
The OP sounds jealous.
Apparently My husband and I are that couple…the guy from next door came over the other night and knocked on the door to tell us we were too loud (an hour after we had finished)
I make no apologies for good sex… 🙂
oh, have a giggle on me Dino. I was kidding, silly. But since you mentioned restraint…. hehe
Just kidding, girl 🙂
This use to happen to my fiancee and I. Then, one night as she heard the neighbours going at it like rabbits, we heard the guy finish really quickly, and then hack and cough a lung up. So the next time we passed him in the hallway, we made sure that we were making fun of guys who finish way too quickly. Nasty, but effective.
I actually enjoy hearing my neighbours. They are a hot couple, especially him. It’s fun to play along.
Ask if you can join in
I often work nights and have to sleep during the day with construction and kids playing outside.. I wear my iPod to bed on a low volume and it just drowns out the ambient noise..
You may have to turn it up a little louder to drown out “good sex”, but it works, trust me… as long as their bed doesn’t bounce off your wall.. hard to “pretend” you’re just on a rough cruise… LOL
Ouch Mikey, that SUCKS.
My upstairs neighbour likes to vacuum at all hours of the day and night (must be OCD). Honestly, who vacuums at 1am? I’m afraid to make popcorn after 10pm out of fear that a mob will appear at my door!
Start loudly cheering them on through the wall. Look up some sports cheers and just add ‘penis’ or ‘vagina’.
“LET’S GO PENIS, LET’S GO! (stomp stomp) LET’S GO PENIS, LET’S GO! (stomp stomp)…”
Anyone else have a sex cheer suggestion?
I have a suggestion, record them & play it back again & again. If there are any complaints, deny everything & …blame it on the neighbors 😉