I wish that the upset folks who post here could be more creative and imaginative in their choice of words in ranting….being upset, angry, disappointed or disgusted is the purpose of your rant. Expressing your feelings without using expletives takes the rant to a whole new level, way above what I read here most of the time.
Most of the time, I’m so turned off by the unimaginative quality of the vocabulary that I lose track of the reason for the rant.
Try a little harder….put more thought, creativity and passion into your choice of words.
—A searcher for better rants….
This article appears in Aug 13-19, 2009.
no fucking way…..
suck my dick.
EliteAcidBurn, you seem to have put a lot of thought into your name. I mean, there were so many choices, but you picked this one for reasons that I am sure make perfect sense to you. The same decisions go for choosing what response you want to make, how you want to shape your thoughts and the tone you want to take. Whether it is your name or a response, something about you is projected to your readers. So, it is merely a matter of how you want to present yourself. High-minded or vulgar. Articulate or unintelligible. Thoughtful or obtuse. The extra time it may take to carefully shape your response is well worth the effort. I know I have found many contributors on this site whose responses are well thought out, relevant and often amusing (without using any expletives), and I will read them automatically. But, there are others who, for the part, I automatically skip over, because after awhile their stuff gets boring. It is the same stuff over and over no matter what the subject. I agree with OP. Passionate, creative and clever writing is always a pleasure to read.
Lets fuckin see, the reason for a rant or a bitch is to fuckin let of some fuckin steam caused by an asswipe fucking douchebag. Does that fucking answer your dipshit fartlicking question?
There was no question. But, an answer was certainly provided. 10 for your passion. 3 for your creativity (dipshit fartlicking”)–athough all these words are commonly used here, your combination is unheralded.
eat the pudding, eat the pudding, eat the pudding…
Srsly OP? maybee it also pissis u off wen ppl sple wurdz rong or uz abbrv.’s
You want a spectacular tome of adjectives and whatnot, go buy a thesaurus and leave the rants to people who just want to express themselves the way they want.
N2theA, I don’t know about OP, but I could care less about spelling errors or abbreviations (and I doubt OP cares either, as it was not mentioned in the rant). I could understand perfectly what you were saying (you made your point and expressed your scorn without one expletive, by the way), which was the main point, I think. By the way, “spectacular tome of adjectives” was nice.
Wow. Not expected. Foot’s tasting kinda good right now….;)
🙂
“I’m fucking pissed off! PISSED!!!” gets the point across more definitively than “It vexes me. I’m terribly vexed.”.
Like I give a fucking rat’s ass of some douche who think they’re a fuckin judge in a damn diving pool or shithole rink.
Buy a subscription to the New Yorker, Mr. Fucking High Brow. You’re wasting your precious time here.
Perhaps, but it was the “It vexes me. I’m terribly vexed.” part that made me laugh…I’m still laughing…I laugh when ever I look at it…Ha Ha Ha Ha!
I agree that profanity has its uses and when used in certain spots it has a powerful effect. But, it is used to the point that it has become virtually pointless and ineffectual. It’s become stagnant and boring. A well placed word, profanity or not, in a thought out post or response, truly expresses the way you feel and isn’t that the point of bitching in the long run? To make yourself heard and felt in world that no longer seems to be listening? If you have to swear repeatedly to blow of steam, go for it. But it is when you focus and truly make heard your legitimate complaint that it can be sympathized (or not) with. This is a community, after all, and I assume people are here to share their shit–not regurgitate it.
AND YOUR POINT IS WHAT EXACTLY, AGAIN.
No way, Life Sucks, I think battering my head against a wall will be more effective than doing this with you. You can have this one by default.
And Bro Tim, don’t be so sensitive. It was an observation with a bit of preference thrown in– not an attack. Don’t you express preferences or opinions from time to time? I think these are yours:
-“Hate typos “contract” not “contact”.
-Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, they don’t build office towers with windows because people would be jumping out of them after reading some of these stupid bitches. LOL.
-Think before making asinine comments.
-“Well I’ve worked with university grads and most can’t spell or put a proper sentence together if their life depended on it.”
-“I’d rather someone who does their job quickly and effieciently to those that either gab non-stop or is slower than a snail. “
-“As a Christian I don’t care if the atheists advertise but I wish they would have the courage of their convictions.”
-Hopefully the OPs’ resume doesn’t look like her post.
-That would require a wit. I think most here would think she is witless.
-In England, “arsehole” is worse than saying “asshole”.
-“As far as I know cats can’t read, so writing this bitch to your cat is inane.”
-“I think I’m going to stop shaving for a few days, put on a pair of shorts and a trench coat and really fuck with people. LOL”
-I ain’t a Pleasantville kind of guy. Just trying to show the idiocy of the OPs statement.
-Well using the right tool for the right job usually helps.
-We judge people everyday and anyone who says they don’t is a liar.
-Speaking of rude idiots, I was at a government office and a “friend” of a person who needed to get something done, started ragging out the receptionist and other employees calling the person they needed to see “a prick”, then going on that he could say what he wanted because this is Canada and had freedom of speech. All this “friend” did was probably ruin whatever his friend needed from the department involved. Guess he also didn’t know there is a difference in “freedom of speech” and “causing a disturbance”.
-I tell it like I see it. Right or wrong. But a proper argument may change my mind. May. LOL.
-Last time I checked, Darwin was English and wrote in English. One would think he would have used correct words on a project of this size. Or at least have been questioned or ask to clarify any ambiguities.
-Learn to read what you write.
-Speaking of boring dribble.
-Such eloquent wordsmithing.
-Yawn
-It’s call free markey. They’re free to ask whatever they like and you’re free to say yes or no.”
Just say no, Tim.
Man, that took some time, but it was fun :). And, at the risk of sounding like I am sucking your ass, you are one of the writers that I automatically don’t skip over.
The name’s Brow…Ms.Fucking High Brow.
“Lets fuckin see, the reason for a rant or a bitch is to fuckin let of some fuckin steam caused by an asswipe fucking douchebag.”
If that’s the reason why people post here, why do so many people get raked over the coals if their rant is not deemed worthy enough by the locals who seem to spend a lot of time reading/posting on this board?
Am I the only one who’s noticed that HKM on HRM is the OP?
Come on people.
I think it’s hilarious that “lack of creativity” on a fucking message board would bother someone this much. Even more funny that they keep coming back, pretending not to be the OP in a desperate attempt to make it look like more than one person feels this way.
Lol wow…
People read the bitch because they get a chuckle out of them, especially the swearing. I have such a potty mouth too. I think people should express their views in anyway they want. And I enjoy all the variety of words to call people. I get ideas from here lol
I don’t think you’re the only one who noticed that HKM is the OP.
I think I gots me me own personal stalker now. LOL.
Not the OP. Not bothered. Not desperate. I may be stalking Tim though.
And Virginmom, “People read the bitch because they get a chuckle out of them, especially the swearing.” (You get a chuckle out of swearing, especially. I get a chuckle out of the humour. Again, preference.)
“I think people should express their views in anyway they want. And I enjoy all the variety of words to call people.” (Ditto, only there is not much variety. It is the same thing over and over.
VIRGOmom not virgin. Lol that I am certainly not. But I am a Virgo. Happy champange bday to me in a couple weeks. I get a kick out of the amusing ones because they’re amusing, regardless if there’s swearing or not. I can kinda see what your saying though. Although kinda creepy quoting a bunch of Tim quotes but whatev.
Oh. I get it. You think that I have been stalking Tim for months and keeping track of every word he says. Oh God…that IS creepy! Not to worry, I simply clicked on his name and all his quotes came up :). Like Highway (Clint Eastwood) says in Heartbreak Ridge said:
“You adapt. You overcome. You improvise.” (I thought you might like this quote, Tim)
I just thought it would be interesting if Tim argued my point for me. Which I think he did very well 🙂
There’s ways to make a point without copy/pasting a jillion comments. It just makes you look like a desperate person with too much time on their hands. Just sayin.
But Mole Rat, what better way for an insomniac to spend a long, humid night than to do something that amuses them. It was that or infomercials. Besides, it wouldn’t matter what I said or how well I said it, I was going to be attacked no matter what. I just thought it would give you pause if one of the attackers turned around and ended up defending my point–intentionally or not. A jillion comments? Really, how long does it take to scan, cut and paste…what…2 dozen quotes? It takes much longer to write a response of that length (unless I use multiple obscenities as filler).
Oh and Virgomom, Happy Birthday, in case I forget 🙂
It doesn’t really matter how long it actually takes….it’s the optics. No one is going to bother to read all those quotes, so why even post them?
Because if you read even 3 of them (especially when you note there are many more below (and possibly many more not quoted)), it becomes obvious that the one attacking has actually bitched about the same thing. So why the attack? And it wasn’t an “I see your point, but…”. My bottom line was:
“Passionate, creative and clever writing is always a pleasure to read.”
Tim responded with:
“Like I give a fucking rat’s ass of some douche who think they’re a fuckin judge in a damn diving pool or shithole rink.”
Oh, and although you hate the quote thing, I use it to be clear as to what I am responding to. You said, “It doesn’t really matter how long it actually takes….it’s the optics.”
I said (in my earlier response), “The extra time it may take to carefully shape your response is well worth the effort.”
Why is it you are left unscathed, and I am hit with outrage? I think RaphEmer provided a clue.
Oh, and OP (searcher of better rants), you can step in and defend your own position any time now 🙂
Gah, still missing my point.
Anyways, I find it interesting that people pop up now and then and complain about how everyone on this board jumps on the OPs, as if we’re all mindless sheep here to bitch about anything and everything. No. If something’s stupid, someone is PROBABLY going to point it out. Way she goes. Most bitches have comments both for and against. I suspect most of these bitches bitching about bitching are just sad because their great masterpiece of a bitch got torn down.
This can be very frustrating, as you have noted. I think you missed my point and you think I missed yours. So what to do? I guess you have the choice of cursing me out/making fun of me/throwing you hands up in disgust, or you can take the extra time to explain it to me in a way I will understand. Contrary to popular belief, I don’t think I know it all, and I am very eager to learn where it is that I am going wrong. It is just a matter of how important it is to you that I understand this point.
Not very. Let’s agree to miss each others’ points and go enjoy the nice weather shall we??
Point well taken :). I am in total agreement Mole Rat. It DOES look gorgeous out there 🙂
are you people still feeding this idiots perverse sense of self rightousness. holy fuck people. let him/her argue with him/herself.there are more fun bitches to read and spit your venom at. hkm,no need to retort, i and others will simply choose to ignore your attempt at one upmansship. hasta la vista fool.
Wow! Very impressed with the space bar usage, Life Sucks! You’re gettin’ sexier by the minute!
I like it when Mole Rat says sexy.
Life Sucks,
When you wrote, “AND YOUR POINT IS WHAT EXACTLY, AGAIN.”
You were clear, concise and you used no profanity. Since you often use profanity, I should have recognized you were being respectful/considerate. I am sorry I was so rude.
What this bitch is ridiculous!
its called LOVE THE WAY WE BITCH!
your not loving it!!!
Jane D’oh, the other day you accused me of not loving the Way We Bitch…perhaps…but I’m lovin’ it today. It’s like I wandered into a whole other room…what great responses! I think it is because today people are bitchin’ instead of being bitches.