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Try it. You might see something strange going on.
Planes flying military routes, spraying things…
You need to stop this, cause I can’t.
—Canadian Special Ops Pilot
This article appears in Apr 23-29, 2009.
38 Comments
Break out the tin-foil hats everyone…it’s happening.
Nerve gas? Apathy bombs? What is it OP? Please come back and tell us what’s being sprayed…if you can without getting court martialed.
I’ve always contended that living on the second floor or higher you don’t much need window covers – people rarely look up. I make it a point to look up and I’ve seen some bat-shit crazy stuff over the years. Several times it’s been fall-down-laughing good.
ROTFLMA
OP, I’m with you, dude. The Illuminati have been up to their usual tricks, first 9/11, now these chem trails. It’s all part of the plan for a New World Order. I would say more, but I can feel the CIA, (or should I say alien collaborators?) reading my thoughts right now…..
Yep looks like someone’s tin foil hat is on a little too tight.
And imagine that military aircraft flying over a military town, how strange. Better get your Captain Cosmos decoder ring out now.
THE SKY IS FALLING!!!
All these years of stockpiling and training for the Zombie apocalypse might finally pay off. *fingers crossed*
I hope you have your handy copy of world war Z on hand miles.
I see I’m not the only one. You will be allowed in my bunker 1fallingangels1.
Its called vapor. jet engines have a tendancy to produce it. It wont hurt you, unless you notice it…….
Fear monger. Fuckin’ tease. Pick your damage, OP.
Thanks fer nuttin’
I too wonder what is being sprayed. However if it were laughing gas that wouldn’t be too bad, we all could use some lightening up these days.
Miles, I’m with ya on this zombie thing too. The Evil Dead (and Army of Darkness) has prepared me for the coming apocalypse. Zombies, chainsaws and shotguns, oh may!
All right!! Now when the apocalypse comes all we need is the annoying guy, who gets bit by the Zombie but doesn’t tell the rest of us so he can later turn Zombie and infect the rest of us, and we will have a full bunker.
You will diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie.
-Army of Darkness
It would be worse if the zombies were nazis, i think.
All I need to do is get a sawed-off shotgun, and amputate my left arm, and place a chainsaw on it…
I hear it hurts less if the arm is possessed first.
That’s gonna be the hard part. Maybe I’ll just skip that step… I’ll just get all hopped up on morphine that I’ve stolen from the hospital.
When the zombies come we should head to the mall.
And fuck leaving it this time, entrench further and turn it into a fortified micro society.
no man malls the worst place, anyone know if some good bomb shelters?
Rookie mistake Rafiki. Rookie mistake.
What could possibly go wrong?
I only bite upon request
http://www.oneplusyou.com/bb/zombie
DAMMIT only 46% stupid loved ones freggin up my chances of survival….fuck it, I’m headin away from people now that we still have an opening to do so , who’s with me?
Don’t feel bad, that’s the one that gets most people. That Zombie that looks like your sweetheart is just a Zombie. Blast ’em!
O I wouldn’t have a problem doing that, I wouldnt want my loved ones to suffer eating of the flesh of others and besides, it’s just their body not them, I’d have no problem offing myself for that very same reason. However, driving across town to find my loved ones did a little damage.
Oh right, that question. That’s why every family needs a Zombie Emergency Plan which should include an understanding that if you are separated when the outbreak happens you will all try to make your way to a prearranged safe house or meeting place. They might think you are crazy now, but they will thank you later when your paranoia and nerdiness have kept them alive and not undead.
I got it covered, I’m also in the process of souping up a couple of LAV’s with metal spike exterior, flame thrower..etc. Hopefully I can get a hold of some trained snipers, but that’s harder because as you said not everyone sees the necessity for a Zombie Emergency Plan (but they will see and then who will be doing all of the laughing). When the attack happens, both vehicles will drive to the meeting spot. Then I will use one as a decoy (start blasting empty walls by serj on the stero, throw on some spot lights etc..) With the Zombies distracted my family can use the other vehicle as their escape. I bet that test didn’t take that into consideration now did it.
Miles, that’s a great plan, which will also work if Judgement Day comes to pass, just a few years later than expected. Personally I’d like to steal a yacht if either one happens, how many zombies have you seen who were capable of driving a boat, or swimming?
can’t swim, but I’d watch out for shallow water.
@ Rafiki – we should head to the bar like in Shaun of the Dead. Can you imagine?
I have to say, I was out hiking in the woods today and was stunned by the amount of jets flying over head. They did seem unusual compared to typical jet streams. One seemed to balloon ten times it size as the other two streams broke apart. All day I watched this with a 1400MM lens, the planes looked like typical passenger jets. I really couldn’t count how many I seen but I have my doubts that anything fishy was going on.
I’ll volunteer as the “guy who is bit but doesn’t tell until later” so long as I can take kay with me.
… Anyway, lol…
@ Special Ops Pilot: We appreciate the heads up, but regardless of whatever is being sprayed out, not one of us has any clue what do about it. We’re all about as powerless as an inchworm when it comes to fighting “the man”, so unless you have a plan of action, pilot, I think we’re still SOL.
if you’re referring to those planes flying wayyyyyy up there , i noticed them too. but if it’s really nerve gas they’re spraying…not too worry, from wayyyyup there, the nerve gas is not going to reach us in that form. perharps they’re just trying to nuke the clouds, so it would rain down purple rain, or yellow snow .