To the couple on the other end of the duplex, thank you so much for showing how much of an asshole you farts in the wind are…

My wife and I with our kids were shopping around for a new place and she became enchanted by the unit. We had the once over and she was so excited that I knew there was no negotiation, just she wants to move there. Just as we were getting the forms and I looked outside I saw that I was blocked out. My wife told me that she thinks I parked in someone else spot, so I took my infant daughter with me to apologise for being in your spot and would move promptly. The bile from your mouth made me want to drop kick your probably barren ass had I not have my 9mth daughter in my hand…

The first thing out of your mouth was “You’re in my spot, I’m calling the cops if you don’t move!”

When I tried to say that I was just viewing the duplex to rent you cut me off by reiteriating that I was “in your spot” and further went to say “What are you a fucking idiot!”

Ok.

At that point I ripped the papers and said that it’s time to go.

I’m going to call the owner to tell them exactly why they lost a potential tennant.

Fucking bitch.

And your man was just as sour.

Never in my LIFE have I came across such putrid excuses for human life than you. Thanks for making me feel the neighbourhood.

Gimpysaviour

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  1. cyril’s right.unbeknownst to him, that excuse of a human being was actually doing you a big favour.imagine what it’s like to see him day in and night out , and then having a lease to wait through.you seem like a nice person, and your good karma just did you agood return.as gibran wrote: “bad things happen to good people so that worse thing is avoided”good luck in finding an apt for you, spouse and child

  2. I can’t understand why makes people get so bent out of shape over such mundane things like someone parking in your spot. Especially when they come out to explain and correct the situation. It seems like a lot of wasted energy. It must be stressful to live a life on edge like that, never knowing when you are gonna have to throw a tantrum because something didn’t go your way. Definately dodged a bullet there gimpysaviour.

  3. thank God you didn’t move in!! everything happens for a reason some people just don’t know politeness anymore. best of luck apartment hunting! PS DON’T RENT FROM TRANSGLOBE

  4. Kudos.M.R. controlled nice guy,What an idiot, big beer gut smoking no respect for decent human beings,Children are our future,I would have smoked him for you.Better of without an advanced asshole.Good luck with your findings.

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