They’re yappy, they’re ugly, they’re aggressive, and no, owner, just ’cause the damn thing is bearing its teeth at me does not mean it is saying “hi”. Get a Golden Retriever already and spread the love.

— little white dog hater

Join the Conversation

21 Comments

  1. Meh. I’d rather have a little yappy dog attack me than a golden retriever. As nevermind mentioned you can punt those little fuckers like a football.

  2. See now you’ve got me pissed off… Two of my favorite people happen to be little white dogs… Yappy? Yes, but not for long with a plant mister or a water pistol in their face…
    If you are a dog lover at all, then you would, like me, love ALL dogs, including beautiful little white dogs like mine…
    OP I think you are envious,,, maybe even jealous of those of us who appreciate the love and affection that a Maltese or similar dog can bring…

  3. Well laugh and joke as you may Tim, but let’s just agree that the world and even more so, this city would be a lot better off if the little white dogs were in charge… You know I am right about this… No reasonable person would dare to disagree…

  4. I have always thought you to be a wise man Miles… And tonight you are very wise. Even if your shoes and handbag do not match.

  5. I love dogs…as long as they’re not biting me. After that, it’s survival of the fittest.

  6. i recently had a delicious chihuaha in a cafe off barrington, it was served with melted fisherman’s brains and puffin bladder

    oy dee mcmooyhoo beboo deeblapdeBooMacMaccccchrs
    -fan of NS scottish cuntry

  7. Stop hating on small dogs. I own a little dog. I was not a huge fan of small dogs when I adopted him, but the little fella was in need of a good home and my good home was in need of a dog. I can’t say I have any regrets, he’s a teriffic dog…loyal, smart, very active and lots of fun. Little dogs offer all of the benefits of dog ownership with the added bonuses of being cheaper to feed and producing less dog shit to clean up.

  8. I’m not a fan of small dogs, in my opinion, if you want a lap pet, you get a cat.

    But I also don’t prefer Golden Retrievers, I prefer smart medium-large sized dogs. But as long as it’s not my dog, I don’t really care what other people get.

  9. Floyd: I really hope you’re joking around. If so, you’re hilarious…

    If not though, you’re an idiot.

    How come you never see these stupid little dogs as strays on the street? Is it because they can’t pass the Darwin test?

  10. I like the yappy dogs. I sue mine as the doorbell, you cant get 10 feet near my house without the dog barking and letting me know. Best doorbell you can buy, and noon will ever get in my hosue without me knowing.

    All hail the lil white dogs

  11. Eat shit expat… Eat shit.. Any man who judges another by the size of his dog is not a man at all… You are pathetic worthless and weak… Eat some more shit its good for you.

Leave a comment

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *