To the Fuck Face(s) that broke into my car Friday night and got my stuff: go fuck yourself or if if was two of you that did it, go fuck each other. Don’t you realize people’s stuff are valuable. If you don’t have anything to do other than break into people’s vehicle, I suggest you fucking kill yourself. I hope you fucking get what you deserve sooner rather than later, you little fucks!
—Piss-off car owner!
This article appears in Jul 23-29, 2009.


A – That sucks your car got broken into
B – they DO realize other peoples stuff “are” valuable, that why they broke into your car and took it.
C – Stop leaving things of value in your car.
A friend of mine had her car broken into for the spare change in the cup holder. THEY WILL TAKE ANYTHING! get the CDs’, the cell phone charger, the spare change, the Navigation system holder* ( yes the holder ) out of plain sight.
* if they see a holder they will break in and search the glove box/center console since they know this is where most people toss their navi system when they leave the car. The empty Navi Craddle still stuck to the windshield is like waiving a red flag in front of a bull.
Same goes for an exposed Ipod dock station. A thief will assume the Ipod is still lurking in the glovebox/console and smash your $500 window to take your $100 ipod that may or may not be there.
Took the words right out of my mouth, and couldn’t have said it better lovinglife.
This is what a cop told me he does: Take EVERYTHING from the car. Lock your trunk switch. Keep your car registration in your wallet, leave every storage bin open and in plain site…. saves theives the trouble of smashing in and rummaging. Finally, as annoying as alarms are and no matter how many times people say “I hear them so much I don’t even bother to look…” most theives will jet once a wailing alarm starts…. I know I would…
This happened to me a few months ago. All they took was change, it was by luck that I took my ipod out of the car that day, I had been leaving it there routinely.. not anymore.. all told I think they got less than 4$ in change… but it cost me a hell of a lot more to get a new window.
I also had my windshield smashed on another occasion. Not broken completely, so that they could get in and take stuff, just smashed, senseless…
Similar situation here too 7Train. The litle parasites broke into half the cars in the parking lot of my apartment building and stole very little; change, the odd CD, etc. It probably cost 10x to replace the windows than what the fuckers got away with.
What really ground my gears was when I phoned the cops to report it. All they said was “Sorry, not a lot we can do about it.” Well how about sending a cruiser by to take statements, get descriptions of what was stolen so that, when hell freezes over and you lazy fucks actually catch these criminals, you can add several counts of B&E to their charges.
The only good feeling I got from this whole experience was when I received a call from the police fundraisers asking for donations or to buy tickets to a circus or whatever. All I said was “Sorry, not a lot I can do about it.”
Cheshire’s Grin:
Yup ocean towers sucks the big one.