Hey Kids, and/or Parents of said Kids, when you’re done with your shootouts in the Public Gardens, pick up your spent rounds!
I’m sick of walking past benches littered with little red popgun cap rings all over the place. They’re not going to biodegrade, and the ducks aren’t going to discover them as a new fashion trend. —People are Stupid
This article appears in Jun 10-16, 2010.
Damn kids and damn their parents. Maybe the night-time visitors through the park to the Hill could use them as super tight cock rings.
i agree with you there… if I ever notice it i’ll say something!
better them than say, condoms, needles, bullets, or bodies.
http://www.gardenpartysoapworks.com/d-RedH…
Any kid who’s still allowed to play with toy guns; I’m buying him and his parents a beer
you’ll shoot your eye out! hey colonel there are at least 2 baby corbies
Awesome Painey! They couldn’t ask for a better Non-denominational Fairy-Godmother. Rawk!
Unlike Ralphie I never wanted a Daisy Red Rider; in my hood the top of the war-toy foodchain was always the Johnny Seven. Those were the kids whose parents really loved them >: (
i knew you would catch that reference, that is my favourite ‘holiday flick’
That and Mr. Bean’s Xmas. Every year we add to our little creche inspired by the scene in Harrods. We now have a Dalek, a T-Rex, Mulder & Scully, Sigmund Freud, a baby hippo, Dr. Evil, the Angry Narwhal, Boromir and a German Jagdpanther tank destroyer. Somewhere along the line I pried baby Jebus out of the manger and replaced him with a mother sea otter & pup. Very ecumenical.
nice, that is my favourite scene…and you have used words that peoples will look up^^^
Shoulda been a teacher. I’m angry all the time, hate kids and drink too much. 2 months vacation, er sorry, professional development time would be a doddle
Hold up people…there are kids/people shooting cap guns in the Public Gardens??? W.T.F? This doesn’t strike anyone as RIDICULOUS?? Where are the fucking commissionaires, stopping this bullshit? You can’t possibly step on the grass to photograph a flower, but you can shoot a CAP GUN around children and birds?
That is some fucked up shit.
If the ducks are dumb enough to eat spent popgun cap rings, shouldn’t you be saying “Ducks are Stupid”?
And bluegreenred, it’s a CAP gun not an M-16! Hardly deadly… except for dumb ducks.