why oh why do you chew your water bottle? Why?
why oh why do you waste your food? Why?
why oh why do you ignore your salt stone? Why?
We rescued you from the pet store nearly a year ago. You were a little orphan and we love you so.
You get only the best. Organic fruit and veggie, quality seed mix, fresh tp rolls and a new home weekly.
Why oh why must you waste your food? Why?
ps
stop pisn n shi*n where you eat, ur stinkn up the place
love your dads
This article appears in Jun 12-18, 2008.
instead of complaning maybe you should learn something about your pet..a) stop feeding him/her so much, they’re obviously not hungry.b) if shitting and pissing in their cage doesn’t bother them, it shouldn’t bother you either. it’s normal.
1. shut your cake hole ‘L’2. PERHAPS we know something about our pet. Im pijac(animal husbandry, all fields) certified and he’s worked in a vet hospital 12yrs.3. it was just a lil something something said in fun.4. you represent all ‘bitchers’ who add a factless comment.4. piss off on you for the record to anyone else, she is in a 30gal aquarium if your worried about her living quaters, has plenty of apple sticks and is cleaned weekly, h20/food changed daily…enough said….gosh L is a pisser, maybe, shes pissn in the cage
obviously i cannot count past 4
I’m guessing you’re writing this riddle because you’ve directed the rest of your energy to real problems and the tons of children you’ve adopted thru an international Foster Parents Plan all have all the organic food and water and housing they could ever want for. So now you can turn your attention to your rodent. Sad.
This is a funny one. You actually feed your “Hamster” Organic fruits and veggies? Some people really have the money to spend.