Hey you noisy bastards that were screaming and making weird chanting in the park and using profanity at 11:30 pm… Shut up! Isn’t it past your bedtime? You were all loud and cocky with your friends until the cops showed up, then you all ran away like a bunch of pansies and jumped over a god damn fence so they wouldn’t tell your parents you weren’t at the park playing basketball, you were fucking around like a little fucking gangster.
Get a life.
—i like quiet
This article appears in Sep 24-30, 2009.
Gangster kids are worth 100 points if you take their knees off with your car.
500 points if you drag them three miles by their gansta pants. 300 bonus points for gravel in their asscracks.
1000 points if their legs get caught in the axles.
10000 points if the trauma of it all converts them into law-abiding, upstanding citizens with a future.
I am assuming the OP must live in the Apartment Buildings at Bayers Road. When I lived there I coudl sit on my balcony overlooking “the well” and watch reall live “Cops” every night. Man am I happy I am out of there!
how many points if you just hit one with a metal bat?
NGF: Depends on how far their teeth fly.
grab them,douse them with gas,and set afire. that oughta be good for a few laughs, if not points.
Points? Wtf. Gamerscore, guys.
It must be hard to run from the cops with the waist of your pants at your thighs…