To the environmentally inconsiderate cow driving the red Suzuki Tracker around 5:30 PM Thursday evening by the HFX Shopping Centre: SHAME ON YOU! I waited at the bus stop and watched you throw your empty plastic cup out the window. That is so disgraceful! It’s no wonder why global warming is melting the polar ice caps! It’s no wonder we have such extreme weather! It’s no wonder thousands of species are at the risk of going extinct each day! People like you need some serious fucking education on pollution and sustainability. —Captain Planet
This article appears in Sep 1-7, 2011.
It is no wonder indeed!
Okay this driver is a douche and should have a bag in her car for garbage. But to equate this with climate change and melting polar caps is idiotic.
Musta slept through the part of Algore’s Oscar winning Powerpoint presentation where he proved the link between littering and global warming. Back to boot-camp with you Captain Planet. Remember, if the tree didn’t give you explicit permission to hug it, that’s sexual harrasment.
But yeah, the objet du bitche sounds like the kind of crunt who dumps the Timmies cups, soiled nappies and lotto tickets out of the backseat of her Hyundai in the parking lot of Sir Edward Cornwallis (formerly Mic-mac) Mall before peeling rubber to make her matinee performance at Ralph’s
he’s our hero!
http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/20…
LOL- Ahhhhh, ‘Tis good to have you back, Colonel!
Thank you muchly, good sir. Didn’t have much to bitch about last week because I was on vacation AND happy. Plus, Parent’s Kommodorski 64ski have limited memory capacity because family ox is old and lame (?).(And to think, Sowiet Union once was famed for producing micro-cheep – Biggest In Vorld!)
However, I’m now back at work so let the bile flow.
soo, you smuggled some perogies from motherland^^
I was able to smuggle 8 back though customs and panfried them for SOBova last night for supper. That was HER anniversary present. >; ) Hay – my parents and I were having a beer at the Ottawa airport when that plane slid off the runway. Didn’t see it happen but we did watch the parade of emergency vehicles.
I MISSED YOU IVAN!
Saturday night I walked to the store and I took the shortcut through the parking garage in my building and when I got out onto the driveway some fuckface threw a glass bottle out of their car window. Smashed like half a foot behind me.
Fuckface.
Hmmm, bigger contributor: China spewing everything into the sky like it’s 1950 again, or 1 cup on the ground? Not cool, but not the end of the world.
LOL SEC Mall…
Canadian Bacon.
whats the big deal?
If you bury the plastic, it takes 100,000 years to decompose,
if you throw it on the ground, the UV damage will take care of it in a year.
Friends and I saw a white trash couple bury their baby’s diaper and a few Keiths cans in the sand at the beach on the weekend. So did the park staff who told them to dig it up and put it in the trash. Best was when the park staff asked the trashies “Have you been drinking?” Park Staff = 1, White Trash = 0. Bet they enjoyed it when the cops came when they tried to get into their car and drive away. Hey white trash, thanks for the entertainment.
i assume you have pics and a plate number on your cel phone camera, oh, you don’t, pity. other than just spouting off here, which does no good, if you can’t show the cops. you are just wasting yours and our time. if you have the info, give it to the cops.plain as that.sheesh, i get all the tough ones to solve. NEXT.