I’m amazed at the level of shitty driving observed at a local drive-through liquor store. In my 20 minutes in line I’ve observed the following:
Silver Cobalt – There are 15 cars in the right lane in line to go through the drive through. Who in the fuck do you think you are sitting in the middle lane with your blinker on so someone will let you butt ahead a dozen cars? Queen Fucking Elizabeth? Prick move.
White Civic – You fucking let Silver Cobalt in! Has anyone thought that our Maritime politeness and hospitality also has the effect of reinforcing asshole behaviour? I think it does. Assholes only understand one language. Asshole.
Blue Jetta – The cars are lined up in the right hand Northbound lane. You’re coming from the Southbound lane. Do you:
a) Turn around up the road and get to the back of the line?
b) Stay in the turning lane in the Southbound lane and wait for someone to let you in?
c) Take your left turn and proceed to block the remaining two Northbound lanes because you’re a big fucking deal?
You chose C because you’re a fucking idiot.
OK, I’m done. Time to drink my beer. —Your Mother
This article appears in May 19-25, 2011.
jons’n for booze+drive in=moronic behaviour 🙂
♫ abc easy as one, two three ♫ not
..yea and mom i told you to stay off this site..:)
wow, this was one entertaining bitch. chill the fuck out woman, and have another for me
I’m having trouble keeping the automobiles straight.
Which automobile should I hate the most?
Would it be okay if I hate the automobiles but not the drivers?
Park your car, go into the store and buy your beer.
It sounds like it was the after hours drive-through only beer store, Jen. I had the pleasure of going there one New Years eve at like 11pm haha. It wasn’t for me though, eww ;).
Here’s an idea OP, if you know a Holiday is coming up, go to your Local NSLC days in advance and stock up, that way you don’t have to deal with all these so called “morons”
Well if it was anything like my New Year’s endeavor, the friend who wanted the beer thought he had to work the next day but was able to get it off last minute. Thangs happen but there’s no need to suck at driving!
ba ha ha ha I thought this was so funny I posted it to facebook ba ha ha ha