So I looked a bit more into this precious lion situation, and an even bigger what the fuck comes to mind. These sad excuses for a predator only exist in wildlife sanctuaries that have armed guards protecting them. Holy shit, yup, kings of the fucking jungle. Do the fucking rangers change their litter boxes too? Or maybe they feed them when no ones looking? I mean it’s a creature that obviously can’t survive on its own, my fuck they even have lion sanctuaries and these CATS are still starving and dying and not taking care of their cubs. People actually donate money to this shit! Fuck, may as well give it to that bird that can’t even fly. They could probably even take a lion. Yeah, a flightless bird could kill a lion and fucking eat it. We’re losing land and resources all the time and people dedicate money and shit to lions. Sounds like they should have gone extinct a million fucking years ago. Biodiversity my ass, nature spoke and lions are worthless. Like those stupid eagles that fly into trees, go nature! Maybe kill the lions and feed them to all the starving people over there. Then maybe they’d get a meal and some land TO GROW THEIR OWN FOOD. Now you wanna talk about a predator, check out the Komodo dragon. I don’t see lions picking a fight with them, they’re too fucking scared and their meals probably come from a can that the donations pay for. —Fucking Lions
This article appears in Jan 10-16, 2013.
They don’t pick a fight with them because they don’t live in the same areas and wouldn’t meet up.
1) Long before Antebellum Wogdog farted out Honey Boo Boo, TLC actually showed interesting documentaries.
2)Lions don’t pick fights with Komodo dragons becasue they live on 2 separate land masses.
3)Honey badger got ’em’ both beat.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg
Fuck you, OB. I was inside the buffer cage at the Aylesford Zoo, with only one layer of cage between me and the lion group. The male walked over to me, and from 5 feet away roared at me to tell me to back the fuck up.
My instinct was to stand up out of the chair and run away. It was thrilling, yes, but it also scared the hell out of me.
I’d like to see you talk shit to the lion. He will
fuck. you. up.
Komodo’s not even a dragon. It’s a lying bitch, with good PR machine. Like Donald Trump. They look similar in the face…
Waiting for StupidNukka to stick his stupid nose in this one.
PisP
I’m speechless, here I am trying to live in the world of shadows and I get brought into the Lion situation. I’m also not stupid, I read a book once, Anne Rice by the way. And my nose has been compared to David Attenborough, lions ain’t got shit on that! I also like lions alot, more the south american ones though, they’re tougher.
My masturbatory outputs are starting again. But to follow up on OB’s point, the Aylesford zoo? Didn’t the OB mention a dependance on humans for their survival? And as much as I like lions, I’m now on the Ob’s side.
Racist pig.
I know this is an obvious troll, but I wish you’d STFU and go away, OP.
Excuse me Saint Orgasmatron of Prime, but arn’t you too busy standing people up to worry about trolls?
I’m a bit shocked that mole rat hasn’t come here & posted that they are the real predators …& no worm is safe !
my woggers is like a lion- sogentle but fierce god love her what a blessing- op my woggers would fight likea lion none standsa chance
It’s called domestication! Thats what we have done to many wild animals, dogs, cats, birds, etc. We have made them reliant on us for food, safety, and shelter. In the wild they are very dangerous, but in zoos and captivity, they are definitely not able to defend themselves as would a WILD lion would. Just as if you were to set a domesticated wolf back into the wild, it would suffer greatly because it would not be able to hunt for food at the level a wild wolf would, or be able to adapt to the environment or other animals it would come across.
You may have a point about lions OP but lionesses, that’s another story. Superb hunters, work in tandem with other lionesses. Use tremendous stealth in stalking their prey and incredible strength in felling their prey. The women are the pride (excuse the pun) of Panthera Leo.
Lions also make great Jesus metaphors.
Awesome monuments, as well
http://wanderingaway.files.wordpress.com/2…
and unfortunately, these on every second yard’s fence post
http://image0-rubylane.s3.amazonaws.com/shops/mrbeasleys/KYx2e2620.1L.jpg
Um who cares. Go blow david sizuki
no-fool I bet you think the Serengheti is stringy pasta.