To the young man at Vegfest with the half manbun: You thought you were the first in line to get the coffee from Just Us!—but you weren’t. You actually cut right in front of me. I was in the line much longer than you. When the barista asked who was next, I went ahead and got my coffee. I heard you say “OK” annoyingly as if I had jumped the line. Nope, t’was you all along! Pay attention!
—superstar85ca
This article appears in Sep 26 – Oct 2, 2019.


