It was a dark and stormy night… No it wasn’t. I was on my way to the soccer field, by bus, when I got caught in a triangulation of “like” on the #1 bus. After a a hard day’s work I was on another bus and I called some teens on it. I just want you to know I am not a teacher but you better use “LIKE” as in I like this ice cream or I am going to call you on it. Valley Girls Beware. —Like Do I Really Have to Put My Name?

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  1. Like, I went to the mall, and, like, my friend was like, omg that dress looks so cute, like, omg, it really highlights your ass, and I was like, omg, girl, you’re so right!!!!

  2. Best “like” line I have heard in a long time at a shoe store: “it was like so funny, I like totally LOl’ed”…. not only was a privy to the like, but an actual LOl’ed! What is the world coming to!!?!?!

  3. Those bitches will “like” it when they like get knocked up, and like start popping out babies and end up like on welfare. Like, yeah. Silly bitches. LIKE!

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