YOU ASSHOLE!
You got drunk at work and had to be taken to the hospital (while my mother a.k.a your gf worried her ass off).
You then proceed to leave the hospital without calling us against doctors orders.
We were looking for you for HOURS!
Remember your 11 month old baby a.k.a my sister? Yeah she LOVES you, She has been crying more than normal lately because of your selfishness.
At around 9:30 we get a call from your brother in law saying that you gave him a call on your CELLPHONE asking him to pick you up and bring you to the hospital MILES AWAY FROM US, he concluded the sentence with the fact that you had been walking from Hali since 6:00 to try and return to your parents house whilst PISS. ASS. DRUNK,
You should be ashamed of yourself trying to leave because of having a child, I saw it in the movies but never EVER thought it actually happened!
Oh and by the way, your family REFUSES to tell us your condition so we don’t even know if you’re ALIVE! —Sisters Take A Lot Out of a 12 Yr Old

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10 Comments

  1. hey now… don’t blame the booze…
    blame the person.
    some of us can handle our liquor at work….

  2. A 12 y.o. wrote this? I’m not trying to be funny, I’m just asking. How many 12 y.o. use “whilst”?

  3. Mr. Meaty…that wasn’t a very nice thing to say to a 12yr old…Or did your male brain read the entire post?

  4. Meaty…you’re about as derelict and uneducated and insensitive as a sub- standard human being gets…even by bitch column standards

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