Listen people…………….take your fucking xmas lights and xmas trees down please you lazy fucks. I dont want to be driving by your houses every fuckin day hoping you goy up off your fat asses and took them down. It’s almost Feb for fuck sakes. Get off your asses NOW and take your shit down.

–hating xmas in jan

This article appears in Jan 21-27, 2010.

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  2. Oh, who gives a turtle’s testicle if they wanna leave their lights up – watch the yellow line if it honks you off that much.

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  3. Every damn day, something new from TTFN. Turtle’s testicle = priceless alliteration.?

    What does TTFN stand for, anyway? Or, are they your initials

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  6. TTFN was a signature of an old boyfriend of mine who became a beached 3 times divorced beluga with a million kazoolas in the bank and alimony worthy of Mel Gibson and his 600 kids. In those oh so innocent days of our courtship back in ’73, it meant ‘Ta-Ta For Now’.

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  7. I am going to go out on a limb here and confess . .

    I am one of those people who still has the Christmas lights up. Not the tree, just the lights in the window.

    Why? Because January and February are the most grey and dismal time of the year.

    It brightens things up to have a bit of colour and light while we wait for days to get longer.

    So, while I am not a fan of most “Christmas-y” stuff—not a fan of most of the music, or most of the decorations, but I really do love the lights.

    So, I appreciate it when people leave the lights up longer, brightening up the dead of winter.

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  11. TTFN, I had thought you stole that from Tigger….
    the pooh character.

    Now I realize…. HE DID and you were just perpetuating it.

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