Yes, you already know who you are. You’re one of those people with a little 10 pound overnight case on two wheels with a towing handle, struggling through doors, up escalators and taking up extra space in elevators at rush hour. My laptop bag weighs twice as much as your puny accessory does, so pick the damned thing up.
Perhaps you’re thinking that we all believe you’re jetsetting to New York or London, when we see you towing that micro-suitcase. Get over it – we all know you’re going on a two day trip to Moncton.
So do us a favour and carry that miniature obstacle, willya?
—Tired of Cutesy Behaviour
This article appears in Mar 12-18, 2009.
Hahahaha
Great one!
If people and their luggage bother you THIS much, you should probably find a hobby or something before we end up with the next John Gacy.
Maybe the guy had a bad back. I see what your sayin’, but in all seriousness I don’t really care how people choose to escort their luggage. I think things on wheels are more fun, actually.
When I get back from trade shows I could have 50lbs of catalogs crammed into one of those fuckers. Suck it up.
BTW, you probably want to avoid any major airports. Good luck with that.
Go to a government building sometime. They travel in packs.