To Prick 1 and Prick 2 that are seated two tables down from me: I HATE you! Go back to your fraternity, boys, you are not wanted here. For your information, my facial hair is ironic. It is ironic as fuck, gentlemen. To say that I look like Perelman is uncalled for. I am the pioneer of the fucking ironic unibrow! Take your fucking bi-brows and get the hell out of the library. I am here to write and listen to music, not to listen to your bizarre critique of my face and write about how much I hate you. You have ruined my day and I will never, ever forget this. I am currently writing a scathing song lyric, and guess what? It is about you guys. Good luck getting the chicks when I release it! —Hairy
This article appears in Apr 21-27, 2011.


Wow, an ARTIST!!!
I wish your unknown band all the luck in the world!!!
Before you have photos taken, you may want to ironically wax that shit off though. Girls like boys with some skin showing!!!
As will the nice lady in the line up at the unemployment office.
GOOD LUCK WITH THATTTTTTTT!!!
Hey man, it’d be more ironic if you dropped the hipster douche thing and embraced emo, seeing as how emo ended about 15 minutes before hipster douche is due to
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ZOMG!!! THATKITTYLOVESMUSIC!!!
..er…maybe it wasn’t the unibrow, fella:
http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/34500…
Internet Warez!
Could this be the OB?
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Bird is beautiful. She chose to be part of the winning team!
bwrahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, o shit, that made me laugh out loud Bro.
OB, you need to get out from behind a computer screen and stand up for yourself next time people are openly making fun of your appearance within earshot. Or just put up with it. Those really are the only two choices. To submit a bitch about it makes you.. well a bitch. I don’t care if they were bigger, manlier, cooler, more popular or can bench press more than you. Stand up for yourself or you are in for a life of frustration and low self esteem. People will respect you a lot more and you’ll start to see something growing between your legs called a pair of balls.
Fake Bitch
i don’t understand how facial hair can be ironic. on this guy maybe http://irom.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/fr…
The Central Scutinizer used irony and satire extensively in his music, MissPain!
His lampoon, or “sendup” of modern popular music was always funny and clever!!!
Hugs to you and the Bear!!!
lmao @ good luck getting the chicks when I release it… this guy sounds like a real winner. I don’t think it’s cool to make fun of someone, especially their looks, but how you respond says a lot about you. I used to get picked on a lot because I stood out for whatever reason, till the day I rearranged my bully’s face. Worked for me. Fuck, at least say somethin to em. Ironic facial hair, jesus, get the fuck over yourself. Ironic tends to mean that not everyone is gong to “get it” I don’t spike my hair n wear army boots because I don’t want ppls to stare at me when I walk down the street. I’m not saying conform, be yourself, be unique, but know that every action has a reaction. If you’re going to walk around with a unibrow on ur face don’t be surprised when people make fun of you for it. Surely there are better ways to express yourself.
Are you IRONICALLY UGLY too???
If you make an effort, people will notice, and they will treat you more like you want to be treated!!
Put your BEST FACE FORWARD, OB!!!
for the d-man, see ya soon http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_5oCkpAkUk
This has to be a fake Bitch! Who the hell blames their poor grooming on Irony?
If you’re serious, OB, get to a spa and wax that shit off your face. No one is going to “get” it, and you look like more of a doosh than the “frat boys”.
Carrying a chip on your shoulder from high school much?
yea ..methinks fake if not ..how’s about penning a hipster douche emo ode to the troubles of sporting a uni-brow..can you say #1 with a …umm..glacial drift…:)
sis, is that you fucking with the humans again? i asked you to wear that hood when you go out. but do you? no you just wanna fuck with people’s minds. the brows are cool now, but keep them shaved, so as not to scare the neighbor’s dogs again please.
and protester, it were i that got you knocked, and will continue to do so. if you don’t wanna play nice, and be as whacked as the rest, then seeyas.
I like fake bitches, but this is one is lame
Yeah seems pretty fake to me.
Get the shit waxed! Those frat boys will get more dick and pussy than a unibrow any day.
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Fakey takey too-too dwiddley deee
I don’t think this is fake at all…I think it’s some kid with a huge chip on his shoulder from High school – like wheelie said.