To the saggy assed horse in superstore on Braemar dr in Dartmouth : You walk like you have been gang raped by 30 elephants. HURRY UP! You knew I was walking behind you and you went so slow it hurt. To make matters worse, you managed to walk with your shopping cart on a diagonal so I couldn’t even pass. To bad your bf was checking me out. Next time you can move your cankles, i’m going to video tape me doing your rotten ass bf and post it on your facebook you whorio ugly monster
This article appears in Feb 7-13, 2008.
Relax. And try “excuse me”. Usually works for me.