You cook the most amazing food. You had me with your butter chicken. We work together and I love your dopey smile and ironic food tattoos. I’ve never liked girls before but I am starting to find something so sexy about a tough chick who can hold her booze and rock the heck out.You love ray bans; I love ray bans so hurry up and figure out I that I totally have a lady boner for you so we can rock our ray bans together. —Wayfarer
This article appears in Jan 17-23, 2013.