To the stupid fuckwod dressed in black riding his bicycle on the wrong side of the road at about 9:30 last Wednesday. I was inches from hitting you with my car, because I didn’t see you at all. Maybe I should drive my car around at night with the lights off. Stupid prick.

Don Quixote

This article appears in May 22-28, 2008.

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