To the stupid fuckwod dressed in black riding his bicycle on the wrong side of the road at about 9:30 last Wednesday. I was inches from hitting you with my car, because I didn’t see you at all. Maybe I should drive my car around at night with the lights off. Stupid prick.

Don Quixote

This article appears in May 22-28, 2008.

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  1. I don’t know why bicyclists and pedestrians insist on wearing black and dark colors at night….but then expect drivers to know they are there. I’ve had a few close calls like this too….I hate those morons!

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  2. One time I had some stupid art-bitch yell at me for nearly running her over in an intersection. She was on here all black bike, dressed in black, carrying her latest art project in a black garbage bag. She had no lights and it was around 10pm. What a fucking idiot.She probably pedalled over to the Ecology Action Centre for some chai and a shoulder to cry on after that. Pabst Blue Ribbon!

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