FUCK OFF WITH THE TRANSIT BITCHES. Obviously it sucks. What you have to say about it isn’t any more relevant/informed/stimulating than what anyone else has to say. Write a letter to the Mayor. —Bitch Bitcher

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  1. If I demonstrate that I can build a fire in an oil drum I get a merit badge AND my union card. Sweeeeeet!

  2. ^^^ lolz.

    Unfortunately, Ivan, the oil-drum fires have been banned. 🙁

    In their place, though are cheery snow men! There’s one at the bridge terminal this morning!

    FFS just go to arb already and put us all out of our miseries. I’m spending way too much money on gas… money I could be using on hookers and blow.

  3. a transit bitch bitch about bitches about the transit strike…
    hypocritical much?

    My initial guess was delightfully shortsighted…. perhaps until March 26th please?
    My quality of life has been skyrocketing lately with this strike.
    Keep it up city big-wigs and union fat cats…
    just keep sayin’ no!

  4. “There must have been some magic in that old top hat they found.
    For when they put it on his head, he began to complain about scheduling”
    Those snowmen will still be there in August, refusing to melt until they get parity with snowmen in Toronto.

  5. Does the “Cabittudes” Bitch count as a “Transit Bitch”?

    I am confused by your request.

    The Mayor is in the process of quitting his job, he isn’t going to read our mail, so we are bitching here.

    Perhaps you should wait until the strike is over to peruse these bitches posted by people (strangely enough) who have things to bitch about.

  6. Maybe the union should elect Frosty as their new union prez. Certainly wouldn’t be a downgrade…and he’s got the same stance as the current one….frozen in place.

    Fuck! I just had a brilliant i-dee-er….city public works could go around distributing shovels and snow brushes to the transit workers on the picket lines….they’re standing there doing fuck all anyway, why not make them useful and have them clear a sidewalk or two? It would help keep them warm too…and the ones at the busy intersections can clear off the cars waiting at the red lights. I’d even let them decide when they wanted to do this, as long as they had everything done by noon.

  7. What’s hilarious is I *think* I read somewhere that transit operators in Montreal make 13 or something bucks an hour.

    I think… can’t remember where I saw it but it stood out. Could be wrong…

    Just while we’re on the topic of parity, Ivan!

    *lesigh*

  8. PK- I’m with you on the hookers and blow… my money is best served elsewhere.
    Although, I’ll admit, I’m loving the rides to and from work. I may be up a lot earlier, but I’m off a lot earlier too!

  9. AVASTO has a good idea but they all would start moaning and wanting to pick what car to clean and what sidewalk to shovel

  10. “I may be up a lot earlier…”

    That’d be the blow.

    “…but I’m off a lot earlier too!”

    aaaaaaand that would be the hookers.”

  11. whoa… when did we upgrade…
    I’m still stuck on liquor and whores.

    you guys gotta warn me!
    are we keeping the Cigarettes and dope and mustard and bologna too?

  12. Yeah, Ivan — I can’t really summit until the buses are back in service… dad’s got the car pretty much all weekend, every weekend for giggin’, so no go for PK.

  13. Steak and HP sauce, motherfucker! (zed)

    I had a grilled t-bone with Smoke sesame rub last night fo suppah.

    I’m spending 170/month to travel each month as opposed to 70. That’s a whole line and a quarter of a hand job right there! FFS.

  14. i agree bitcher. there is fuck all we, lowly peons can do about it. but maybe we can make enough noise, somehow, somewhere, to wake these fucking assholes both up. ARE YOU LISTENING WILSON, AND CITY HALL.

  15. I feel your pain OP. I will say though that the trip down the Magazine Hill has been a breeze without the buses.

  16. i have always been free, kitty. although if you all wanna drop a 50 at me, i don’t complain. hell, it’s better than driving an on strike bus.

  17. This is a pressing matter in the lives of many. Wanting people to “Fuck off with the transit bitches” is an unrealistic expectation on your part Bitch Bitcher. Find some other way to entertain yourself. Get a new hobby, I’ve heard knitting is very rewarding.

  18. “Write a letter to the Mayor” I did never heard back. As for Dexter, sitting on his hands and don’t give me that bullshit about collective bargaining. Dexter has legislated other unions back to work. I’ve voted NDP for the last 20 years, not next time, no fucking way. This strike is holding the poor and the marginalized hostage and it has to end. I hope every councilor is defeated in the next election and Dexter when it is his turn. What a fucking joke!!!!

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