Hey, your girlfriend’s pretty cute! Oh yeah, I had one like her once – but she got stolen. I guess crime is pretty relevant in Halifax now. So tired of the same lesbians floating around this city, grabbin’ everyone up. The COHO isn’t the in lesbian scene. It’s a goddamned clique. Reflections is a dank, drug hovel & Menz bar is full of bears. Time to get outta this town. —Same Faces, Same Places

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  1. Wow – Equal rights for gays morphed into owning people as personal property so gradually we never even noticed. Limbaugh was right.

  2. Wait – Lesbian crime?

    Nothing about the BCM bombings? You’re more worried about getting into a cunt (ewwwwww!)?

  3. OP – I hear that Tehran has a flourishing lesbian scene. And if anybody steals your femme, well, Sharia law applies. lol.

  4. The Coast had an article about coyotes with in city lines. Add to that cougars sighted at hockey games and now bears at a certain bar, it seems wildlife is flourishing in the city core.

  5. They also just extended moose hunting season….
    those damn kids are hard to pick off on their skates.

    Reflections is closing anyways…
    time to hit the migratory lesbian path on the slow trek to San Fran.

  6. So stop going to the same places, diptwit. I know this is a shocker, but you can go to other places in the city to meet people of differing orientations.

    Also, women aren’t property for you to own, hth

  7. ah well..

    Hey speaking of relocating, I’m living in your neck of the woods now, Z. I have abandoned the Dark Side

  8. Oh TJ… I’m so sorry.
    That is a miniscule step up but …
    well, I guess baby steps is still progress.
    Now, hopefully you won’t have to deal with those feisty bridge commission peeps.

    Did you get your complimentary shiv?
    Your super should have left it in the sink for you.

    God, I hate moving.

  9. lol nah we don’t have shivs, just bats. I got a nice big house across the street from where I work, I can’t complain! I did manage to get out to a local watering hole last week and witnessed some hood drama, but nothing I’m not used to.

  10. It was Freeman’s. A quiet Tuesday night until a beer mug went flying. lol the atmosphere in there went from chill to super-awkward-nobody-look-over-there in the blink of an eye. We got a cab home even though it was just a 5 minute walk. Nothin wrong with playin it safe. You know what though, I’ve said it before, I kinda like livin in the hood. I’d live downtown if I could afford it but I would hate to live in the burbs. Bein around a bit of action keeps my blood pumpin.

  11. I hear ya TJ I’ve lived in many of the shittiest parts of the city. I like seeing the cops in my building every other week, or arresting some drugged up crusty on my walk to work. Lets me know that my tax dollars are going to good use! LOL

  12. Here we go again about the Lebanese. They’re nice people. Why do you have to rag on them? The food is great!

  13. If you keeping looking for love in meat markets your going to keep finding pigs and cows. There’s lots of nice ladies out there you just just have to look in the right places OP.

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